Abbreviation Jokes

26 abbreviation jokes and hilarious abbreviation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about abbreviation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you laugh at funny abbreviations? Read this article to find out why you should! Learn the meanings behind some of the most popular acronyms such as NASA, CHEVY, WAP, JEEP, ADIDAS, UCLA, BMW and FORD. Plus, did you know that a botanist's favorite abbreviation is BRB? Get ready to learn the history behind why people use acronyms and jokes today.

Funniest Abbreviation Short Jokes

Short abbreviation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The abbreviation humour may include short shortcut jokes also.

  1. Now that Facebook changed their name to Meta, FAANG is not longer a valid abbreviation of the biggest 5 tech companies. I'd like to suggest MANGA
  2. After much deliberation, the Cambridge University netball Team.... ...decided not to abbreviate their name
  3. Does anyone else have trouble remembering whether the postal abbreviation for Maine is ma, mi or mn? Or is it just me?
  4. What does BOAT stand for joke Bankruptcy On A Trailer.
    Break Out Another Thousand.
    Blow Out Another Thousand.
    Bring Over Another Thousand.
  5. I asked my friend, a spanish-speaking theoretical physicist, if there was an abbreviation for the speed of light. "Sí", he replied.
    (The joke works better out loud)
  6. I guess my girlfriend doesn't like it when I use too many abbreviations. She got pretty mad at me today for referring to her Bible Study as BS.
  7. WNBA announces plan to play abbreviated 22-game season in Florida beginning in late July without fans in attendance. Come on. Do I even have to type the punchline for this one?
  8. I think I'm overcoming dyslexia. I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association.
  9. So I was asked my opinion of the Oklahoma State abbreviation today... And I said it was just OK
  10. Why is Mike Tyson's place of birth listed as "NYT"? Because that's how you abbreviate "New York Thity."

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Abbreviation One Liners

Which abbreviation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with abbreviation? I can suggest the ones about acronym and short.

  1. Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
  2. Saved her contact as "Heaven on earth". Realized it was too long so I abbreviated it.
  3. You can't just.... ... abbreviate phrases William Nilliam
  4. I have never understood why people abbreviate July as Jul. i mean seriously y?
  5. Some people love abbreviations, such as: "n/a". But that's not applicable to me.
  6. I do not like using abbreviations to refer to multiple people Not et al.
  7. Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation? 0mg
  8. I couldn't remember the abbreviation for Oklahoma... but it's OK.
  9. ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification.
  10. Most state abbreviations are really good But Oklahoma's is just OK
  11. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
  12. I have an uncontrollable hatred for abbreviations! Ask me anything.
  13. Do you know what the abbreviation fyq standard for English dyslexic comunity
  14. Point to your head and say the abbreviation for Montana Haha! You're head is empty!


Quirky and Hilarious Abbreviation Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about abbreviation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nickname jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make abbreviation pranks.

Two cows are standing...

in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."
The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."
(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)

Abbreviation joke, Two cows are standing...