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  1. Now that Facebook changed their name to Meta, FAANG is not longer a valid abbreviation of the biggest 5 tech companies. I'd like to suggest MANGA
  2. After much deliberation, the Cambridge University netball Team.... ...decided not to abbreviate their name
  3. Does anyone else have trouble remembering whether the postal abbreviation for Maine is ma, mi or mn? Or is it just me?
  4. What does BOAT stand for joke Bankruptcy On A Trailer.
    Break Out Another Thousand.
    Blow Out Another Thousand.
    Bring Over Another Thousand.
  5. I asked my friend, a spanish-speaking theoretical physicist, if there was an abbreviation for the speed of light. "Sí", he replied.
    (The joke works better out loud)
  6. I guess my girlfriend doesn't like it when I use too many abbreviations. She got pretty mad at me today for referring to her Bible Study as BS.
  7. WNBA announces plan to play abbreviated 22-game season in Florida beginning in late July without fans in attendance. Come on. Do I even have to type the punchline for this one?
  8. I think I'm overcoming dyslexia. I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association.
  9. So I was asked my opinion of the Oklahoma State abbreviation today... And I said it was just OK
  10. Why is Mike Tyson's place of birth listed as "NYT"? Because that's how you abbreviate "New York Thity."

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  1. Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
  2. Saved her contact as "Heaven on earth". Realized it was too long so I abbreviated it.
  3. You can't just.... ... abbreviate phrases William Nilliam
  4. I have never understood why people abbreviate July as Jul. i mean seriously y?
  5. Some people love abbreviations, such as: "n/a". But that's not applicable to me.
  6. I do not like using abbreviations to refer to multiple people Not et al.
  7. Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation? 0mg
  8. I couldn't remember the abbreviation for Oklahoma... but it's OK.
  9. ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification.
  10. Most state abbreviations are really good But Oklahoma's is just OK
  11. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
  12. I have an uncontrollable hatred for abbreviations! Ask me anything.
  13. Do you know what the abbreviation fyq standard for English dyslexic comunity
  14. Point to your head and say the abbreviation for Montana Haha! You're head is empty!

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I don't like abbreviations.

I'm a real abbreviations National Socialist.

Two cows are standing...

in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."
The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."
(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)

I hate using abbreviations

idk y i h8 it doe


M: hey can you tell me the abbreviation for New Orleans?
M: why not?

Oklahoma is so average.

Even their abbreviation is just OK

What is the s**... part of Object Oriented Programming?

Reading the abbreviation backwards.

What is the terminator's most used abbreviation?


I met a realtor who didn't know the abbreviation for 'apartment'.

I thought, that's apt

What does "grace" mean to you?

I think it's an abbreviation of "great" and "ace."

I used to be confused because we abbreviate "missus" as mrs...

Until I realized we just took out the apostraphe from mr's.

I hate when people misuse abbreviations

smh my head

Do you know where the abbreviation of Cent comes from?

Chinese Eat Nasi
And the T then?
They drink it up.

I really hate people who abbreviate counties

Especially those from Berkshire - Berks!

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