Abbreviate Jokes

After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team....

...decided not to abbreviate their name

I have never understood why people abbreviate July as Jul.

i mean seriously y?

I used to be confused because we abbreviate "missus" as mrs...

Until I realized we just took out the apostraphe from mr's.

I really hate people who abbreviate counties

Especially those from Berkshire - Berks!

Why is Mike Tyson's place of birth listed as "NYT"?

Because that's how you abbreviate "New York Thity."

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