Abbott Jokes

Following is our collection of finch humor and andrews one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Abbott puns for adults, dirty gots jokes or clean senor gags for kids.

There is an abundance of carly jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on abbott. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any costello witze you can hear about abbott.

The Best jokes about Abbott

What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana?

He re-peeled it.

Cameron, Abbott, and Harper fall off a boat, who survives?

The environment!

Jim Abbott had an aid his entire childhood

He was his right hand man

Australian soccer team bus crash

Prime minister Tony Abbott was advised of an accident involving the Socceroos team bus. "Sir, the team is OK, but 6 Brazilian people were killed."
Obviously shaken up Tone took a minute to compose himself before asking "... Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

Abbott and Costello

Costello: . . . I was in love with a bow-legged cowgirl and she was roundin' up cattle. Abbott: And what happened? Costello: She couldn't get her calves together. ~ Rio Rita (1942)


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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