Cheeky Abbott Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, and Rick Perry are stuck on a deserted island, who survives?
Texas
Breaking: governor Greg Abbott halts all commerce in the state of Texas
The governor has stated he is committed to stopping all "trans actions" no matter what form they may take
What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana?
He re-peeled it.
Cameron, Abbott, and Harper fall off a boat, who survives?
The environment!
ted cruz, greg abbott, and the uvalde swat team run into a bar
because they heard a car backfire
Jim Abbott had an aid his entire childhood
He was his right hand man
Abbott and Costello
Costello: . . . I was in love with a bow-legged c**... and she was roundin' up cattle. Abbott: And what happened? Costello: She couldn't get her calves together. ~ Rio Rita (1942)
Australian soccer team bus c**...
Prime minister Tony Abbott was advised of an accident involving the Socceroos team bus. "Sir, the team is OK, but 6 Brazilian people were killed."
Obviously shaken up Tone took a minute to compose himself before asking "... Exactly how many is a brazillion?"
How does Tony Abbott connect to FaceTime
He looks at a clock
