Abbott Jokes

What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana?

He re-peeled it.

Cameron, Abbott, and Harper fall off a boat, who survives?

The environment!

Jim Abbott had an aid his entire childhood

He was his right hand man

Australian soccer team bus crash

Prime minister Tony Abbott was advised of an accident involving the Socceroos team bus. "Sir, the team is OK, but 6 Brazilian people were killed."
Obviously shaken up Tone took a minute to compose himself before asking "... Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

Abbott and Costello

Costello: . . . I was in love with a bow-legged cowgirl and she was roundin' up cattle. Abbott: And what happened? Costello: She couldn't get her calves together. ~ Rio Rita (1942)

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