The Best 7 Abbott Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abbott jokes. There are some abbott andrews jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abbott senor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Abbott Jokes and Puns

Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, and Rick Perry are stuck on a deserted island, who survives?

Texas

What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana?

He re-peeled it.

Cameron, Abbott, and Harper fall off a boat, who survives?

The environment!

Jim Abbott had an aid his entire childhood

He was his right hand man

Abbott and Costello

Costello: . . . I was in love with a bow-legged cowgirl and she was roundin' up cattle. Abbott: And what happened? Costello: She couldn't get her calves together. ~ Rio Rita (1942)


Australian soccer team bus crash

Prime minister Tony Abbott was advised of an accident involving the Socceroos team bus. "Sir, the team is OK, but 6 Brazilian people were killed."
Obviously shaken up Tone took a minute to compose himself before asking "... Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

How does Tony Abbott connect to FaceTime

He looks at a clock

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abbott carly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abbott costello piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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