The Best 5 Abbey Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abbey jokes. There are some abbey lane jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abbey novice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Abbey Jokes and Puns

A boy came into class late one day and his teacher asked him why he was late...

The boy replied "Sorry sir, I was doing push-ups on Abbey Lane." The teacher excused him and he sat down.

Five minutes later, another boy came in and the teacher asked him why he was late. He replied "sorry I'm late, I was doing push-ups on Abbey Lane.

Another five minutes later, a girl walks into class, late. The teacher says "I suppose you were doing push-ups on Abbey Lane too." The girl replied "No sir, I am Abbey Lane"

Of all of the women living in the abbey, how many of them are Protestant?

Nun!

What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common?

They're both period drama

What Is it called when a nun leaves the abbey?

Kicking the habit.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abbey feeble jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abbey monastery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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