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A priest is walking through Kings Cross (a rough area of town), when a woman approached him and says

"Do you want a naughty? 200 bucks."
"Certainly not," he mutters and hurries on. Soon he passed near another woman who says "$200 for a naughty. Interested?"
"No thank you," he replies flusteredly.
As he comes near a third woman she again offers him a naughty for $200, which he of course refuses. Arriving back at the abbey, he happens upon the Mother Superior. Curiosity gets the better of him and he asks, "'s a naughty?
She replies "Two hundred dollars, just like in Kings Cross."

A boy came into class late one day and his teacher asked him why he was late...

The boy replied "Sorry sir, I was doing push-ups on Abbey Lane." The teacher excused him and he sat down.
Five minutes later, another boy came in and the teacher asked him why he was late. He replied "sorry I'm late, I was doing push-ups on Abbey Lane.
Another five minutes later, a girl walks into class, late. The teacher says "I suppose you were doing push-ups on Abbey Lane too." The girl replied "No sir, I am Abbey Lane"

I'm starting an asphalt company on Abbey Road

It'll be called Ringo's Tar

Of all of the women living in the abbey, how many of them are Protestant?


What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common?

They're both period drama

What Is it called when a nun leaves the abbey?

k**... the habit.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

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