Abba Jokes

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Funniest Abba Short Jokes

Short abba jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The abba humour may include short aloha jokes also.

1. I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal
2. New bathroom I was shopping for a new bathroom this week, and was shown an amazing toilet that plays ABBA songs when you flush it.
   What a loo.
3. I tried to make an ABBA cover band using entirely woodwind Unfortunately, the world just wasn't ready for OBBO.
4. I went to a Abba themed bar last night The toilet was like a maze
   What a loo couldn't escape if I wanted to
5. A jewish boy A jewish boy goes up to his father and says "Abba, I need 40 dollars." The father looks surprised and says " THIRTY DOLLARS? What do you need Twenty dollars for?"
6. My Australian friend only knows one song on the didgeridoo, and that's Dancing Queen.... I thought that's ABBA-riginal
7. Yesterday, a mate asked if I'd take ABBA out for lunch I replied, "I would, my friend. For Nando's"
8. At an ABBA festival, a fan went to the toilet & got stuck inside. When asked if she was okay she replied... Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to
9. Why do Spanish Teachers hate ending their music playlists with Abba? They think it is an imperfect ending.
10. There is this new Swedish Group that mixes comedy and music, and they are really good! For those who want to check them out they're called ABBA and Costello

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Abba One Liners

Which abba one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with abba? I can suggest the ones about tortilla and genre.

1. What might you catch an ABBA-obsessed assassin doing? Halving the time of your life.
2. I just bought an ABBA toilet. What a loo!
3. I saw a busker playing Dancing Queen on the didgeridoo I thought that's Abba-riginal.
4. What did the dancing queen use to solve her math problems? An ABBA-cus.
5. What's a neckbeard's favourite ABBA song? M'ma mia
6. I lost my ABBA cd Where did the disco?
7. Why did ABBA play monopoly empire? So that they could take a Chance on ME.
8. How do ABBA like their pasta? Al-dente, al-dente...
   (Oh please don't let me down)
9. A Swedish woman, two Swedish men and another Swedish woman... ...walk into ABBA...
10. How do ABBA like their pasta cooked? Al dente, Al dente.
11. I'd like to take Abba out to lunch... ...and if I could I would my friend, for Nando's.
12. What do you call three members of Abba in a French slaughterhouse? Abba t**......

Comedy Abba Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about abba you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reign jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make abba pranks.