Comedy Abba Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
I just bought an ABBA toilet.
What a loo!
New bathroom
I was shopping for a new bathroom this week, and was shown an amazing toilet that plays ABBA songs when you flush it.
What a loo.
Have you heard of a French ABBA cover band with just 3 members?
They're not any good, completely butcher the songs.
They're called ABBA t**...
I tried to make an ABBA cover band using entirely woodwind
Unfortunately, the world just wasn't ready for OBBO.
What's a neckbeard's favourite ABBA song?
M'ma mia
I lost my ABBA cd
Where did the disco?
I went to a Abba themed bar last night
The toilet was like a maze
What a loo couldn't escape if I wanted to
A jewish boy
A jewish boy goes up to his father and says "Abba, I need 40 dollars." The father looks surprised and says " THIRTY DOLLARS? What do you need Twenty dollars for?"
Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden
He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized e**.... when asked about what they signified,
Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."
What do you call three members of Abba in a French slaughterhouse?
Abba t**......
Yesterday, a mate asked if I'd take ABBA out for lunch
I replied, "I would, my friend. For Nando's"
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Why did ABBA play monopoly empire?
So that they could take a Chance on ME.
How do ABBA like their pasta?
Al-dente, al-dente...
(Oh please don't let me down)
At an ABBA festival, a fan went to the toilet & got stuck inside. When asked if she was okay she replied...
Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to
Why do Spanish Teachers hate ending their music playlists with Abba?
They think it is an imperfect ending.
A Swedish woman, two Swedish men and another Swedish woman...
...walk into ABBA...
There is this new Swedish Group that mixes comedy and music, and they are really good!
For those who want to check them out they're called ABBA and Costello
Every now and then I'll get ABBA stuck in my head...
And I'll think to myself,
"Mama Mia, here I go again"
Meatloaf was right, with North-South Korea ending their war, ABBA releasing a new single, and Trump reigning as president...
two out of three aint bad!
Last night I had a dream that I was a gay man. There wasn't any s**... involved.
I just really, really liked Judy Garland and Abba alot.
Last night I dreamt that I shagged the blonde one out of ABBA, and it was horrible.
Why couldn't it have been with his wife Agnetha?
