Abandonment Jokes

Following is our collection of bunch humor and told one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Abandonment puns for adults, dirty hardest jokes or clean kind gags for kids.

There is an abundance of broke jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on abandonment. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any smallest witze you can hear about abandonment.

The Best jokes about Abandonment

I hate women who lie over the smallest things.

My girlfriend of 2 months told me she had a lot of abandonment issues. I looked it up online and that's not even a real magazine. So I packed my bags and left her.

I hate it when people lie to me

Like one time I broke up with a girl who told me she had a lot of abandonment issues. I looked it up online and it isn't even a real magazine.

So I just up and packed my things and left right there in the middle of the night.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?


My abandonment issues are gone!

They decided to leave me too I guess..

If you are looking for a witty guy with abandonment issues

Then look no father

I joined a BPD support group to deal with my abandonment issues.

But I didn't deserve those beautiful losers, so I left them.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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