The Best 7 Abandonment Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abandonment jokes. There are some abandonment told jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abandonment kind puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Abandonment Jokes and Puns

I hate women who lie over the smallest things.

My girlfriend of 2 months told me she had a lot of abandonment issues. I looked it up online and that's not even a real magazine. So I packed my bags and left her.

I hate it when people lie to me

Like one time I broke up with a girl who told me she had a lot of abandonment issues. I looked it up online and it isn't even a real magazine.

So I just up and packed my things and left right there in the middle of the night.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

My abandonment issues are gone!

They decided to leave me too I guess..

Abandonment issues:

they've stayed with me my whole life


I joined a BPD support group to deal with my abandonment issues.

But I didn't deserve those beautiful losers, so I left them.

If you are looking for a witty guy with abandonment issues

Then look no father

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abandonment broke jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abandonment smallest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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