Abandonment Issues Jokes

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My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues...

Oh wait. She's back. She just went to get some milk.

I hate women who lie over the smallest things.

My girlfriend of 2 months told me she had a lot of abandonment issues. I looked it up online and that's not even a real magazine. So I packed my bags and left her.

I hate it when people lie to me

Like one time I broke up with a girl who told me she had a lot of abandonment issues. I looked it up online and it isn't even a real magazine.
So I just up and packed my things and left right there in the middle of the night.

My abandonment issues are gone!

They decided to leave me too I guess..

Abandonment issues:

they've stayed with me my whole life

If you are looking for a witty guy with abandonment issues

Then look no father

I joined a BPD support group to deal with my abandonment issues.

But I didn't deserve those beautiful losers, so I left them.

A Jewish man goes to his rabbi for advice..

"Rabbi, my son is considering turning to Christianity. How may I help him?"
The rabbi responds with "My friend, I too am having this problem. My son refuses to accept Judaism. Let us speak to the district clergy and seek advice together."
The two approach the clergy, and speak to one of the representatives. They tell him of their issues, and the representative solemnly states, "Brothers, it is a sad time indeed. My two sons have as well turned to praying to Christ, abandoning Judaism."
The clergy representative suggests the three Jews pray to God together, asking for their sons to become Jews again. Yet as they speak in their prayers, God says,
"Oh man, tell me about it. My son..."

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