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I don't drink, i smoke very rarely, i don't stare at girls, i go to sleep early, i wake up early and I work hard everyday. My supervisors are happy with me. I will definitely abandon this lifestyle once i get out of jail.
What is the name of your least favorite child?
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father's mistress?
At what age did your childhood pet run away?
What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
In what city did you first experience ennui?
What is your ex-wife's newest last name?
What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others?
What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show?
What was the middle name of your first rebound?
On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?
When did you stop trying?
Upon further discussion the psychiatrist suggests that the spark of excitement has gone out of his client's marriage.
"Perhaps," he suggests, "the next time you are feeling amorous, you should just take your wife, sexually and with abandon, right there and then, no matter the circumstance."
The man agrees that it seems a good idea. Two weeks later, he returns for his normal session with the psychiatrist.
"How did things go?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Absolutely amazing," says the man. "One night, as we sat down to dinner, I looked at my wife. She looked at me and we immediately made mad, passionate love right there on the table."
"So, things are good?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Couldn't be better," says the guy, "except we're can't eat at the Denny's next to our house anymore."
They decided to leave me too I guess..
The captain had said "aBandOn Ship", so they really had no choice.
She found love in a Popeless place.
...What have you got to lose?
Now it's just rubble without a cause.
A Dworphan.
We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
He had to abandon his experimments to focus on some jean splicing.
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Abandon ship
There was too much static.
Desert your dessert in a desert.
Muttony
Orders the starter combo platter, eats one piece, leaves the rest on the counter,
and strolls off with wanton abandon.
Do you think they said they were just going out for for ziggurats?
I still haven't been sucked off by any ghosts.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
In honor of the canceled Mars program he will be debuting 'SpaceAxe', a signature Elon "Musk".
It was capsaicin. ^(Don't hurt me.)
I abandon them and subscribe to Netflix
Light stopped having mass
They would say they were going out for ziggurats and never return.
I'm just wondering when I'll be back from getting some smokes.
then which father will be the one to abandon them?
guy-damn girl is your body an orphanage ?
girl-well this out to be good
guy-because i want to abandon my children inside u
Pirate Captain is strutten through the club a patch on each eye a puffy shirt and a stuffed toy kitten hanging from his ear. One guy nudges his mate and says "check ouwt this faggort Dwayne".
Pirate Captain turns and shouts "OI!!! I MAY BE BLIND BUT I HAVE ACUTE EARING"
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