Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Abacus Jokes
For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus
It's the little things that count
Yesterday, for Valentine's Day, I got my girlfriend some new beads for her abacus 🧮...
It's the little things that count.
People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus...
It's what's inside that counts...
For his birthday, I got my friend a telepathic abacus.
It's the thought that counts.
I was given a single chance to fix an abacus
I better make it count
My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus.
I knew I could count on him.
For valentines day, I bought my girlfriend beads for abacus.
It's the little things that count.
I got a miniature abacus for my birthday.
It's the little things that count!
From the moment I saw my wife's abacus tattoo,
I knew I could always count on her.
An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable.
You can always count on one.
An abacus doesn't need batteries
you can always count on it
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A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot.
It's so hard to find employees who you can count on.
My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...
"Honey, it's the little things that count!"
A man goes to a f**... ...
After the regular round of eulogies and speeches and well wishers, he leans over the pew and asks the widow:
"Mind if I say a word?"
No, of course not , she says. "Please do."
The man stands up, clears his t**... and says:
"Abacus"
Then promptly sits down.
The widow leans back and says: "Thanks, it's the little things that count .
My abacus is really reliable for simple maths.
You can count on it.
I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus
He told me not to count on it.
You can always count on...
...an abacus.
my abacus is super trustworthy
i can always count on it
What did the abacus say to the adding machine?
Calc you later!
What did the man say to the abacus?
I'm counting on you.
Abacus
Just received my new Chinese abacus. It's poorly made. I can't count on it
If you're ever trying to do something unexpected, don't steal someone's abacus.
They'll be counting on that.
For Valentine's Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It's the little things that count.
I nearly gave up on life after God turned me into an abacus.
But people were counting on me...
What does an abacus say when it leaves?
Calc-u-later
Abacuses are really trustworthy
You can always count on them.
My buddy got me a telepathic abacus for Christmas
It's the thought that counts
What do you call a counting device with a law degree?
Abacus Finch
You know why they call me Abacus?
You can count on me.
