The Best 22 Abacus Jokes

Following is our collection of Abacus jokes which are very funny. There are some abacus mathematic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abacus calculation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus

It's the little things that count

People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus...

It's what's inside that counts...

My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus.

I knew I could count on him.

Abacus joke, My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus.

An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable.

You can always count on one.

An abacus doesn't need batteries

you can always count on it


A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot.

It's so hard to find employees who you can count on.

My abacus is really reliable for simple maths.

You can count on it.

Abacus joke, My abacus is really reliable for simple maths.

A man goes to a funeral ...

After the regular round of eulogies and speeches and well wishers, he leans over the pew and asks the widow:

"Mind if I say a word?"

No, of course not , she says. "Please do."

The man stands up, clears his throat and says:

"Abacus"

Then promptly sits down.

The widow leans back and says: "Thanks, it's the little things that count .

I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus

He told me not to count on it.

You can always count on...

...an abacus.

my abacus is super trustworthy

i can always count on it

Top Abacus Puns and Funny Jokes

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What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

What did the man say to the abacus?

I'm counting on you.

Abacus

Just received my new Chinese abacus. It's poorly made. I can't count on it

If you're ever trying to do something unexpected, don't steal someone's abacus.

They'll be counting on that.

For Valentine's Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.

It's the little things that count.

Abacus joke, For Valentine's Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.

I nearly gave up on life after God turned me into an abacus.

But people were counting on me...

What does an abacus say when it leaves?

Calc-u-later

Abacuses are really trustworthy

You can always count on them.


My buddy got me a telepathic abacus for Christmas

It's the thought that counts

What do you call a counting device with a law degree?

Abacus Finch

You know why they call me Abacus?

You can count on me.

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