Abacus Jokes

Funniest Abacus Short Jokes

Short abacus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The abacus humour may include short algebra jokes also.

1. For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus It's the little things that count
2. My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus. I knew I could count on him.
3. A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot. It's so hard to find employees who you can count on.
4. I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus He told me not to count on it.
5. If you're ever trying to do something unexpected, don't steal someone's abacus. They'll be counting on that.
6. I nearly gave up on life after God turned me into an abacus. But people were counting on me...
7. Japanese mathematician Shinichi Mochizuki has been dubbed 'The Human Abacus' Friends and family of Mr. Mochizuki have described him as 'someone you can really count on'
8. What do you call a counting device with a law degree? Abacus Finch
9. You know why they call me Abacus? You can count on me.
10. You can say what you like about my uncle Abacus... because he's stone deaf

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Abacus One Liners

Which abacus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with abacus? I can suggest the ones about arithmetic and calculator.

1. People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus... It's what's inside that counts...
2. For his birthday, I got my friend a telepathic abacus. It's the thought that counts.
3. I was given a single chance to fix an abacus I better make it count
4. I lost my abacus today So I'm counting on this punchline working instead
5. I got a miniature abacus for my birthday. It's the little things that count!
6. From the moment I saw my wife's abacus tattoo, I knew I could always count on her.
7. An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable. You can always count on one.
8. An abacus doesn't need batteries you can always count on it
9. You can always count on... ...an abacus.
10. What did the abacus say to the adding machine? Calc you later!
11. What did the man say to the abacus? I'm counting on you.
12. Abacus Just received my new Chinese abacus. It's poorly made. I can't count on it
13. What does an abacus say when it leaves? Calc-u-later
14. Abacuses are really trustworthy You can always count on them.
15. My buddy got me a telepathic abacus for Christmas It's the thought that counts

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Abacus Jokes

What funny jokes about abacus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toolbox jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make abacus pranks.