Abacus Jokes

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The Best jokes about Abacus

For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus

It's the little things that count

People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus...

It's what's inside that counts...

My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus.

I knew I could count on him.

An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable.

You can always count on one.

An abacus doesn't need batteries

you can always count on it

A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot.

It's so hard to find employees who you can count on.

My abacus is really reliable for simple maths.

You can count on it.

A man goes to a funeral ...

After the regular round of eulogies and speeches and well wishers, he leans over the pew and asks the widow:

"Mind if I say a word?"

No, of course not , she says. "Please do."

The man stands up, clears his throat and says:


Then promptly sits down.

The widow leans back and says: "Thanks, it's the little things that count .

I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus

He told me not to count on it.

You can always count on...

...an abacus.

my abacus is super trustworthy

i can always count on it

What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

What did the man say to the abacus?

I'm counting on you.


Just received my new Chinese abacus. It's poorly made. I can't count on it

If you're ever trying to do something unexpected, don't steal someone's abacus.

They'll be counting on that.

For Valentine's Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.

It's the little things that count.

I nearly gave up on life after God turned me into an abacus.

But people were counting on me...

What does an abacus say when it leaves?


Abacuses are really trustworthy

You can always count on them.

What do you call a counting device with a law degree?

Abacus Finch

My buddy got me a telepathic abacus for Christmas

It's the thought that counts

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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