The Best 28 Abacus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abacus jokes. There are some abacus mathematic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abacus calculation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Abacus Jokes and Puns

For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus

It's the little things that count

Yesterday, for Valentine's Day, I got my girlfriend some new beads for her abacus 🧮...

It's the little things that count.

People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus...

It's what's inside that counts...

For his birthday, I got my friend a telepathic abacus.

It's the thought that counts.

My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus.

I knew I could count on him.


For valentines day, I bought my girlfriend beads for abacus.

It's the little things that count.

I got a miniature abacus for my birthday.

It's the little things that count!

Abacus joke, I got a miniature abacus for my birthday.

From the moment I saw my wife's abacus tattoo,

I knew I could always count on her.

An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable.

You can always count on one.

An abacus doesn't need batteries

you can always count on it

A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot.

It's so hard to find employees who you can count on.

You can explore abacus subtraction reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean abacus pythagoras dad jokes. There are also abacus puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...

"Honey, it's the little things that count!"

A man goes to a funeral ...

After the regular round of eulogies and speeches and well wishers, he leans over the pew and asks the widow:

"Mind if I say a word?"

No, of course not , she says. "Please do."

The man stands up, clears his throat and says:

"Abacus"

Then promptly sits down.

The widow leans back and says: "Thanks, it's the little things that count .

My abacus is really reliable for simple maths.

You can count on it.

I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus

He told me not to count on it.

You can always count on...

...an abacus.

Abacus joke, You can always count on...

my abacus is super trustworthy

i can always count on it

What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

What did the man say to the abacus?

I'm counting on you.


Abacus

Just received my new Chinese abacus. It's poorly made. I can't count on it

If you're ever trying to do something unexpected, don't steal someone's abacus.

They'll be counting on that.

For Valentine's Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.

It's the little things that count.

I nearly gave up on life after God turned me into an abacus.

But people were counting on me...

What does an abacus say when it leaves?

Calc-u-later

Abacuses are really trustworthy

You can always count on them.

My buddy got me a telepathic abacus for Christmas

It's the thought that counts

Abacus joke, My buddy got me a telepathic abacus for Christmas

What do you call a counting device with a law degree?

Abacus Finch

You know why they call me Abacus?

You can count on me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abacus math puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abacus mathematical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes