Abacus Jokes

Funniest Abacus Short Jokes

Short abacus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The abacus humour may include short algebra jokes also.

1. For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus It's the little things that count
2. Yesterday, for Valentine's Day, I got my girlfriend some new beads for her abacus 🧮... It's the little things that count.
3. My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus. I knew I could count on him.
4. For valentines day, I bought my girlfriend beads for abacus. It's the little things that count.
5. A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot. It's so hard to find employees who you can count on.
6. My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her... "Honey, it's the little things that count!"
7. I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus He told me not to count on it.
8. If you're ever trying to do something unexpected, don't steal someone's abacus. They'll be counting on that.
9. For Valentine's Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.
10. I nearly gave up on life after God turned me into an abacus. But people were counting on me...

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Abacus One Liners

Which abacus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with abacus? I can suggest the ones about arithmetic and calculator.

1. People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus... It's what's inside that counts...
2. For his birthday, I got my friend a telepathic abacus. It's the thought that counts.
3. I was given a single chance to fix an abacus I better make it count
4. I lost my abacus today So I'm counting on this punchline working instead
5. I got a miniature abacus for my birthday. It's the little things that count!
6. From the moment I saw my wife's abacus tattoo, I knew I could always count on her.
7. An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable. You can always count on one.
8. An abacus doesn't need batteries you can always count on it
9. My abacus is really reliable for simple maths. You can count on it.
10. You can always count on... ...an abacus.
11. my abacus is super trustworthy i can always count on it
12. What did the abacus say to the adding machine? Calc you later!
13. What did the man say to the abacus? I'm counting on you.
14. Abacus Just received my new Chinese abacus. It's poorly made. I can't count on it
15. What does an abacus say when it leaves? Calc-u-later

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Abacus Jokes

What funny jokes about abacus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toolbox jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make abacus pranks.