What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend.
Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt
The tight end.
Killing people.
Two Jews are taking an afternoon stroll. As they pass St. Joseph's Cathedral they notice a sign posted on the front door.
**CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM
GET $50!**
"$50!!," exclaims David. "What a great deal, we can just convert back after!"
"Hold your horses," says Aaron. "It could be a scam, tell you what, I will go and do it, we'll see if this deal is real."
Aaron goes into the cathedral and David waits outside.
Finally, after an hour passes, Aaron comes out of the cathedral.
"So? Was it a scam? Did you get the $50??," asks David.
Aaron replies, "Is it always about the money with you people?"
To watch the playoffs
A man and a dog walk into a bar. The man walks up to the bartender and bets him $20.00 that his dog can talk. The bartender is interested so he takes the bet. The man turns to the dog and asks what the top of a house is called. "Roof!" barks the dog. "How does sandpaper feel?" asks the man. "Rough!" responds the dog. "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" the man asks. "Ruth!" the dog says. At this point the bartender is livid so he kicks both of them out and keeps the twenty dollars. Later they're both sitting on the corner and the dog turns to his master and says "Was it Mantle?"
He wanted to leave us hanging.
and put him in Grand Theft Auto V.
And now I hear he's well-hung, too?
The tight end.
hang in there
After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.
So Fred asked his dog, What's on top of a house?
Roof, the dog barked.
Bob wasn't convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels.
Rough.
He still wasn't convinced.
O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time? Fred asked the dog.
Ruth.
With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: Was it Hank Aaron?
He said, "No thanks I'll just hang in my cell"
But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.
***From Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew."***
CHIRON:
Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON:
Villain, I have done thy mother.
***an explosion soundeth! Chiron hast been cooked on a spit!***
It's called methead acting
...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.
"After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."
Aaron Hernandez
Is suspended indefinitely.
Aaron
Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!
Aaron Hernandez knew when to hang it up.
Aaron Hernandez (Neck)
Out Indefinitely
Aaron Hernandez shows you how he dodged serving a life sentence with this handy trick
But I think he was just a guy at the end of his rope.
But I left him hanging
Its hanging in my closet.
I personally believe Aaron Hernandez would have been a great Punter in the NFL, I mean look at that wicked hang time...
Then barricaded the door and put his head through it.
He's not a tight end anymore ;)
He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.
Experts are saying that he'll probably be hanging around and available in the late rounds.
They're always drafting tight ends in prison.
...he's so well hung.
Credit goes to my friend SD (you know who you are).
but it ended with a Cliffhanger
And left in one.
He was no longer a tight end.
Suspended.
it left Aaron Hernandez choked up and ultimately breathless
She found out he was a swinger.
Decided to finally hang it up after all these years.
It spent a lot of time hanging around Aaron Hernandez
Choked harder than the Falcons.
I too would kill to be a rich and famous football player
They were both killed by tight ends.
Cause he's got some serious hang time
AAron
Because he enjoys living in denial.
He got Aaron Burnt
I guess he couldn't Handle going from a tight end to a wide receiver after all...
No?! Ah well, I guess no noose is good noose!!
Well, maybe I can hang it
Call Ray Lewis for tips on how to properly get away with murder
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