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Funniest Aaron Short Jokes
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- Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend. - What did they call the conflict between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr? The Ham-Burr-Grrr.
I'm not even sorry. - Aaron Rodgers is now 0-4 against the 49ers in a playoff game… He's also 0-3 for his vaccination shots
- What do the Super Bowl and a doctor's office have in common? Aaron Rodgers won't get a shot at either.
- Why didn't Aaron Hernandez ever tell us why he threw away his career for a life of crime? He wanted to leave us hanging.
- Life's just not fair. Aaron Hernandez had everything: talent, money, women... And now I hear he's well-hung, too?
- I heard Microsoft tried to change the file path separator in Windows but it received tons of backslash from the community.
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Source: Aaron Peterson, Twitter. - I found out my wife was cheating on me today. She said "I'll be home in 10-15 minutes max"
...... My name is Aaron. - Apparently Aaron Hernandez misunderstood his attorney when his lawyer told him to... hang in there
- BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit tim tebow hired by mistake. After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.
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Aaron One Liners
Which aaron one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aaron? I can suggest the ones about villain and aaron hernandez.
- Aaron Hernandez set a new nfl record Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt
- What end of the rope did Aaron Hernandez hang himself with? The tight end.
- Aaron Hernandez died doing what he loved... Killing people.
- Aaron Rogers, Eli Manning and dak Prescott walk into a bar To watch the playoffs
- I hear they took Aaron Hernandez out of Madden and put him in Grand Theft Auto V.
- What's Aaron Hernandez's favorite part of a bed sheet? The tight end.
- Aaron Rodgers won MVP? I didn't think he had a shot.
- How do you say Ray Lewis in Spanish? Aaron Hernandez
- The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez Is suspended indefinitely.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a clothes line? Aaron
- What do you call an Aaron who is wrong? Aaroneus (erroneous)
- I was suprised Green Bay lost. I thought Aaron Rodgers had a shot.
- Big Injury Update Aaron Hernandez (Neck)
Out Indefinitely - Aaron Hernandez once tried to give me a high-five... But I left him hanging
- Do you want my Aaron Hernandez jersey? Its hanging in my closet.
Aaron Hernandez Jokes
Here is a list of funny aaron hernandez jokes and even better aaron hernandez puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear they asked Aaron Hernandez if he wanted to watch the Patriots visit to The White House on the rec room TV? He said, "No thanks I'll just hang in my cell"
- Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL. But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.
- Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes.... ...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.
- How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead? "After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."
- Wow, Trump is making America great again... Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!
- What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez? Aaron Hernandez knew when to hang it up.
- PRISONS HATE HIM Aaron Hernandez shows you how he dodged serving a life sentence with this handy trick
- Looks like Aaron Hernandez found a loophole. Then barricaded the door and put his head through it.
- The Future of Aaron Hernandez. I personally believe Aaron Hernandez would have been a great Punter in the NFL, I mean look at that wicked hang time...
- I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict... He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.
Aaron Rodgers Jokes
Here is a list of funny aaron rodgers jokes and even better aaron rodgers puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the Green Bay Packers have a poor season? Because Aaron Rodgers was too busy double checking everything.
- Aaron Rodgers dating Danica Patrick makes no sense. He's very good at passing. She's never passed anything.
- What did Aaron Rodgers say when he broke up with Olivia Munn? Go Pack!
- What is the last thing Aaron Rodgers said to his girlfriend after they broke up? Go Pack!
- What's Aaron Rodger's favorite band? Green Day (Bay)
- What do you call Aaron Rodgers' generous daughter? Sharon Rodgers
- Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks? They were too Cutler-y.
- Why doesn't Aaron Rodgers shop at Sports Authority? Because he likes d**....
- Why is Aaron Rodgers s**... so much? Because he got tired of being rodgered!
Aaron Paul Jokes
Here is a list of funny aaron paul jokes and even better aaron paul puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Aaron Paul prefers to stay in character even when the cameras aren't rolling It's called methead acting
- Why did Aaron Paul do such a good job portraying Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad? Because he's a m**...-head actor.
- Why were Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul so good in Breaking Bad? They were m**...-od acting.
Delightful Fun Aaron Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about aaron you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aaron pranks.
What is the only way Aaron Hernandez can avoid getting arrested and going to prison?
Call Ray Lewis for tips on how to properly get away with m**...
Aaron Hernandez just got convicted......
From Tight End to now Wide receiver
What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?
He's not a tight end anymore ;)
Aaron Hernandez will be just fine
They're always drafting tight ends in prison.
What's the best name for a battery?
AAron
Oldest YOUR MOM Joke
CHIRON: Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.
an e**... soundeth! Chiron hast been cooked on a spit!
From Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew.
Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?
Because he enjoys living in denial.
How did Alexander Hamilton die?
He got Aaron Burnt
Two Jews walking down the street
Two Jews are taking an afternoon stroll. As they pass St. Joseph's Cathedral they notice a sign posted on the front door.
**CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM
GET $50!**
"$50!!," exclaims David. "What a great deal, we can just convert back after!"
"Hold your horses," says Aaron. "It could be a scam, tell you what, I will go and do it, we'll see if this deal is real."
Aaron goes into the cathedral and David waits outside.
Finally, after an hour passes, Aaron comes out of the cathedral.
"So? Was it a scam? Did you get the $50??," asks David.
Aaron replies, "Is it always about the money with you people?"
I guess Aaron Hernandez and I are not too different after all
I too would kill to be a rich and famous football player
Aaron Herndandez came in this world destined to be a tight end...
And left in one.
At first I suspected foul play in the whole Aaron Hernandez s**... thing.
But I think he was just a guy at the end of his rope.
Aaron Hernandez is going to be a steal in everyone's fantasy draft this year
Experts are saying that he'll probably be hanging around and available in the late rounds.
Hear the latest news on Aaron Hernendez?!
No?! Ah well, I guess no noose is good noose!!
When Aaron Hernandez went to prison....
He was no longer a tight end.
No wonder why so many women have crushes on Aaron Hernandez...
...he's so well hung.
Credit goes to my friend SD (you know who you are).
What does Aaron Hernandez and his victims have in common?
They were both killed by tight ends.
Before Aaron Hernandez died he wrote a Memoir
but it ended with a Cliffhanger
Why did Aaron Hernandez's girlfriend leave him?
She found out he was a s**....
Did you hear Aaron Hernandez killed himself in prison?
I guess he couldn't Handle going from a tight end to a wide receiver after all...
New England Patriots list Aaron Hernandez out for week 1.
Suspended.
Aaron Hernandez...
Choked harder than the Falcons.
The Patriots visit to the White House was so GREAT...
it left Aaron Hernandez choked up and ultimately breathless
Aaron Hernandez should've been the punter...
Cause he's got some serious hang time
Bob didn't believe that Fred's dog could talk
So Fred asked his dog, What's on top of a house?
Roof, the dog barked.
Bob wasn't convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels.
Rough.
He still wasn't convinced.
O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time? Fred asked the dog.
Ruth.
With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: Was it Hank Aaron?
In Tribute
Boy: I'll bet you a dollar my dog can talk
Man: you're on
Boy: how does sandpaper feel?
Dog: Ruff!
Boy: what's on top of a house?
Dog: Roof!
Boy: who's the greatest ballplayer ever?
Dog: Ruth!
Man: come on! I ain't payin' for that, get out of here!
* Boy and dog walk away *
Dog to boy: should I have said Hank Aaron?
Aaron is in geometry class. His teacher is yelling at him because he's wearing AirPods while the teacher is talking. In the middle of his rant, Aaron says You're such a square!
The teacher says prove it .
