The Best 35 Aaron Hernandez Jokes
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Top 10 Funniest Aaron Hernandez Jokes and Puns
Aaron Hernandez set a new NFL record
Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt
What end of the rope did Aaron Hernandez hang himself with?
The tight end.
Aaron Hernandez died doing what he loved...
Killing people.
Why didn't Aaron Hernandez ever tell us why he threw away his career for a life of crime?
He wanted to leave us hanging.
I hear they took Aaron Hernandez out of Madden
and put him in Grand Theft Auto V.
Life's just not fair. Aaron Hernandez had everything: talent, money, women...
And now I hear he's well-hung, too?
What's Aaron Hernandez's favorite part of a bed sheet?
The tight end.
Apparently Aaron Hernandez misunderstood his attorney when his lawyer told him to...
hang in there
BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake.
After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.
Did you hear they asked Aaron Hernandez if he wanted to watch the Patriots visit to The White House on the rec room TV?
He said, "No thanks I'll just hang in my cell"
Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL.
But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.
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Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes....
...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.
How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead?
"After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."
How do you say Ray Lewis in Spanish?
Aaron Hernandez
The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez
Is suspended indefinitely.
Wow, Trump is making America great again...
Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!
What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez?
Aaron Hernandez knew when to hang it up.
Big Injury Update
Aaron Hernandez (Neck)
Out Indefinitely
PRISONS HATE HIM
Aaron Hernandez shows you how he dodged serving a life sentence with this handy trick
At first I suspected foul play in the whole Aaron Hernandez suicide thing.
But I think he was just a guy at the end of his rope.
Aaron Hernandez once tried to give me a high-five...
But I left him hanging
Do you want my Aaron Hernandez jersey?
Its hanging in my closet.
Looks like Aaron Hernandez found a loophole.
Then barricaded the door and put his head through it.
The Future of Aaron Hernandez.
I personally believe Aaron Hernandez would have been a great Punter in the NFL, I mean look at that wicked hang time...
I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict...
He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.
Aaron Hernandez is going to be a steal in everyone's fantasy draft this year
Experts are saying that he'll probably be hanging around and available in the late rounds.
What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?
He's not a tight end anymore ;)
The Patriots visit to the White House was so GREAT...
it left Aaron Hernandez choked up and ultimately breathless
New England Patriots list Aaron Hernandez out for week 1.
Suspended.
Before Aaron Hernandez died he wrote a Memoir
but it ended with a Cliffhanger
No wonder why so many women have crushes on Aaron Hernandez...
...he's so well hung.
Credit goes to my friend SD (you know who you are).
When Aaron Hernandez went to prison....
He was no longer a tight end.
I guess Aaron Hernandez and I are not too different after all
I too would kill to be a rich and famous football player
Aaron Hernandez will be just fine
They're always drafting tight ends in prison.
Aaron Hernandez just got convicted......
From Tight End to now Wide receiver
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