Aaron Hernandez Jokes

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1. Why didn't Aaron Hernandez ever tell us why he threw away his career for a life of crime? He wanted to leave us hanging.
2. Life's just not fair. Aaron Hernandez had everything: talent, money, women... And now I hear he's well-hung, too?
3. Apparently Aaron Hernandez misunderstood his attorney when his lawyer told him to... hang in there
4. BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit tim tebow hired by mistake. After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.
5. Did you hear they asked Aaron Hernandez if he wanted to watch the Patriots visit to The White House on the rec room TV? He said, "No thanks I'll just hang in my cell"
6. Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL. But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.
7. Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes.... ...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.
8. How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead? "After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."
9. What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez? Aaron Hernandez knew when to hang it up.
10. PRISONS HATE HIM Aaron Hernandez shows you how he dodged serving a life sentence with this handy trick

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1. Aaron Hernandez set a new nfl record Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt
2. What end of the rope did Aaron Hernandez hang himself with? The tight end.
3. Aaron Hernandez died doing what he loved... Killing people.
4. I hear they took Aaron Hernandez out of Madden and put him in Grand Theft Auto V.
5. What's Aaron Hernandez's favorite part of a bed sheet? The tight end.
6. How do you say Ray Lewis in Spanish? Aaron Hernandez
7. The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez Is suspended indefinitely.
8. Big Injury Update Aaron Hernandez (Neck)
   Out Indefinitely
9. Aaron Hernandez once tried to give me a high-five... But I left him hanging
10. Do you want my Aaron Hernandez jersey? Its hanging in my closet.
11. What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison? He's not a tight end anymore ;)
12. New England Patriots list Aaron Hernandez out for week 1. Suspended.
13. Before Aaron Hernandez died he wrote a Memoir but it ended with a Cliffhanger
14. When Aaron Hernandez went to prison.... He was no longer a tight end.
15. Aaron Hernandez will be just fine They're always drafting tight ends in prison.

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