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  1. Why didn't Aaron Hernandez ever tell us why he threw away his career for a life of crime? He wanted to leave us hanging.
  2. Life's just not fair. Aaron Hernandez had everything: talent, money, women... And now I hear he's well-hung, too?
  3. Apparently Aaron Hernandez misunderstood his attorney when his lawyer told him to... hang in there
  4. BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit tim tebow hired by mistake. After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.
  5. Did you hear they asked Aaron Hernandez if he wanted to watch the Patriots visit to The White House on the rec room TV? He said, "No thanks I'll just hang in my cell"
  6. Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL. But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.
  7. Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes.... ...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.
  8. How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead? "After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."
  9. Wow, Trump is making America great again... Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!
  10. What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez? Aaron Hernandez knew when to hang it up.

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  1. Aaron Hernandez set a new nfl record Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt
  2. What end of the rope did Aaron Hernandez hang himself with? The tight end.
  3. Aaron Hernandez died doing what he loved... Killing people.
  4. I hear they took Aaron Hernandez out of Madden and put him in Grand Theft Auto V.
  5. What's Aaron Hernandez's favorite part of a bed sheet? The tight end.
  6. How do you say Ray Lewis in Spanish? Aaron Hernandez
  7. The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez Is suspended indefinitely.
  8. Big Injury Update Aaron Hernandez (Neck)
    Out Indefinitely
  9. Aaron Hernandez once tried to give me a high-five... But I left him hanging
  10. Do you want my Aaron Hernandez jersey? Its hanging in my closet.
  11. What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison? He's not a tight end anymore ;)
  12. New England Patriots list Aaron Hernandez out for week 1. Suspended.
  13. Before Aaron Hernandez died he wrote a Memoir but it ended with a Cliffhanger
  14. When Aaron Hernandez went to prison.... He was no longer a tight end.
  15. Aaron Hernandez will be just fine They're always drafting tight ends in prison.

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Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end.
He'll come out a wide receiver!

What is the only way Aaron Hernandez can avoid getting arrested and going to prison?

Call Ray Lewis for tips on how to properly get away with m**...

Who was the first person Aaron Hernandez called after the shooting?

Wes Welker. Everyone knows you need a white Bronco to get away with m**....

So Aaron Hernandez is going to prison...

He's going in a tight end, and coming out a wide receiver.

What did Aaron Hernandez lose when after he got cut by the Patriots

His TE

Aaron Hernandez was interviewed prior to the Super Bowl.

He said he'd kill to play in the game.

Aaron Hernandez just got convicted......

From Tight End to now Wide receiver

Aaron Hernandez maybe entering prison as a tight end...

But he will be leaving as a wide receiver.

With today's guilty verdict Aaron Hernandez went from a tight end to a soon to be wide receiver.

Aaron Hernandez's favorite video game...

is Madden 25-Life.

Aaron Hernandez

He used to be a tight end, but prison will turn him into a wide receiver. ;)

Yo girl, is your name Aaron Hernandez?

Because on a scale of 1-10, you're a 25 to life

Well Aaron Hernandez used to be a "tight-end"...

Now he's a wide receiver

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

Aaron Hernandez went into a prison as a former tight end

but quickly converted to a wide receiver.

Aaron Hernandez could have been hanging with the President

Instead he's hanging with sheets.

I guess Aaron Hernandez and I are not too different after all

I too would kill to be a rich and famous football player

Aaron Hernandez couldn't hang with the others in jail

So he hung himself.

Why did Aaron Hernandez kill himself?

Because he hated being the wide receiver.

At first I suspected foul play in the whole Aaron Hernandez s**... thing.

But I think he was just a guy at the end of his rope.

Why was the bed sheet a Patriots fan?

It spent a lot of time hanging around Aaron Hernandez

Aaron Hernandez is going to be a steal in everyone's fantasy draft this year

Experts are saying that he'll probably be hanging around and available in the late rounds.

I guess aaron hernandez..

Decided to finally hang it up after all these years.

Why did the New England Patriots lose Super Bowl 46?

Aaron Hernandez choked.

I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict...

He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.

What was the prison guards last words to Aaron Hernandez?

Hang in there.

No wonder why so many women have crushes on Aaron Hernandez...

...he's so well hung.
Credit goes to my friend SD (you know who you are).

What does Aaron Hernandez and his victims have in common?

They were both killed by tight ends.

Did you guys hear Aaron Hernandez hanged himself?

Now that's what I call a tight end.

Why did Aaron Hernandez's girlfriend leave him?

She found out he was a s**....

Did you hear Aaron Hernandez killed himself in prison?

I guess he couldn't Handle going from a tight end to a wide receiver after all...

Aaron Hernandez cheated his prison sentence

He is a true New England Patriot

The Future of Aaron Hernandez.

I personally believe Aaron Hernandez would have been a great Punter in the NFL, I mean look at that wicked hang time...

To everyone who hates Aaron Hernandez jokes

Hang in there, they'll die off eventually

Looks like Aaron Hernandez found a loophole.

Then barricaded the door and put his head through it.

Aaron Hernandez just CRUSHED the record....

For hang time.

PRISONS HATE HIM

Aaron Hernandez shows you how he dodged serving a life sentence with this handy trick

What's the best thing for a hangover

Aaron Hernandez

NFL Injury Report

Aaron Hernandez (Neck)--Out Indefinitely

Aaron Hernandez...

Choked harder than the Falcons.

The Patriots visit to the White House was so GREAT...

it left Aaron Hernandez choked up and ultimately breathless

Aaron Hernandez should've been the punter...

Cause he's got some serious hang time

Aaron Hernandez

For the first time ever, people want him for his brain.

Now what am I gonna do with my Aaron Hernandez jersey?

Well, maybe I can hang it

Hmmm..... what do I do with my Aaron Hernandez jersey?

Might as well hang it.

What do call a football player that's good between the sheets?

Aaron Hernandez

Anyone ever hear any updates on Aaron Hernandez?

I feel like the media really left us hanging.

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