aargh Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious aargh puns

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh


A Pirate Walks into a Bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

Bartender: Hey bud, ya know you have a steering wheel in your pants?

Pirate: Aargh, I know. It's drivin' me nuts!


Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"


A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants

The bartender says "jeez mate that must be awkward"
The pirate replies "Aargh it's drivin' me nuts!"


What's a gay pirate's favourite fish?

Aargh! Sole!


What are the most funny Aargh jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Aargh? Well, here are the best Aargh dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Aargh pick up lines to share with friends.


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