Aardvark Jokes

26 aardvark jokes and hilarious aardvark puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aardvark that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Aardvark Short Jokes

Short aardvark jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aardvark humour may include short squirrel jokes also.

  1. Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him.
    (Not an original joke)
  2. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the humble and inoffensive aardvark, the most harmless animal in existence. As my dad used to say, aardvark never hurt anyone.
  3. I went into the wrong bathroom today I thought the sign said Red Aardvarks Only and I identify. Turns out it said Reddish Aardwolves Only. So embarrassed.
  4. I went to read the dictionary, but... My aardvark had the exact same idea before me. He didn't really get far.
  5. What's the difference between running over a lawyer and running over an aardvark? There's skid marks leading to the aardvark's dead body.
  6. I know I'm about to be hit with tomatoes but.......What's a pirates favorite animal? An Aardvark.

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Aardvark One Liners

Which aardvark one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aardvark? I can suggest the ones about ostrich and caveman.

  1. What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long? A yardvark
  2. What does an Aardvark like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.
  3. What did the aardvark say to Noah? What do you mean you only brought two ants!?
  4. What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song? Just Ants.
  5. What is an aardvark called in the Caribbean? An Antigua.
  6. What do you call a mating aardvark? A haardvark
  7. How is Jon Snow like an aardvark? They're both a(u)nt-eaters.
  8. Why couldn't the old aardvark parallel park? He just wanted to curl up and Pi.
  9. What do you call an aardvark who swallowed your mum's sister? An aunt-eater
  10. Why can elephants swim, and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!
  11. Why can't aardvarks have family reunions? Because they're aunt eaters
  12. Why do lions get exhausted hunting for dinner? Because it's aard-vark.
  13. Why did the surrealist cross the road? Aardvark.
  14. Football coaches Aardvark the first name on the team sheet

Aardvark joke, Football coaches

Heartwarming Aardvark Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about aardvark you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dinosaur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aardvark pranks.

A QA engineer walks into a bar, and orders a beer.

Then he orders 0 beers.
Then he orders 999999999999 beers.
Then he orders an aardvark.
Then he orders nothing.
Then he orders -1 beers.
Then he orders NULL beers.
Then he orders asnwikfjsdf.
Then he orders a ">.
Finally, the QA engineer leaves without paying, comes back, and asks for the tab.

An Aardvark walks into a bar

Bartender: Can I get you a beer?
Aardvark: Noooooooooooo
Bartender: Can I get you some wine?
Aardvark: Noooooooooooooo
Bartender: Well, how about a whiskey?
Aardvark: Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Bartender: What's with the long Nos?

Aardvark joke, What do you call an aardvark who swallowed your mum's sister?