Aardvark Jokes

Following is our collection of highballs humor and platypus one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aardvark puns for adults, dirty adolphin jokes or clean anteater gags for kids.

There is an abundance of warthog jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 12 funniest jokes on aardvark. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any beastiality witze you can hear about aardvark.

The Best jokes about Aardvark

A QA engineer walks into a bar, and orders a beer.

Then he orders 0 beers.

Then he orders 999999999999 beers.

Then he orders an aardvark.

Then he orders nothing.

Then he orders -1 beers.

Then he orders NULL beers.

Then he orders asnwikfjsdf.

Then he orders a ">.

Finally, the QA engineer leaves without paying, comes back, and asks for the tab.

An Aardvark walks into a bar

Bartender: Can I get you a beer?

Aardvark: Noooooooooooo

Bartender: Can I get you some wine?

Aardvark: Noooooooooooooo

Bartender: Well, how about a whiskey?

Aardvark: Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Bartender: What's with the long Nos?

What does an Aardvark like on its pizza?

Ant-chovies.

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!?

Why did the aardvark cross the road?

To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him.

(Not an original joke)


What do you call a mating aardvark?

A haardvark

How is Jon Snow like an aardvark?

They're both a(u)nt-eaters.

What is an aardvark called in the Caribbean?

An Antigua.

Why couldn't the old aardvark parallel park?

He just wanted to curl up and Pi.

What do you call an aardvark who swallowed your mum's sister?

An aunt-eater

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the humble and inoffensive aardvark, the most harmless animal in existence. As my dad used to say,

aardvark never hurt anyone.


Why can't aardvarks have family reunions?

Because they're aunt eaters

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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