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121 a rod jokes and hilarious a rod puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about a rod that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest A Rod Short Jokes

Short a rod jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The a rod humour may include short rods jokes also.

  1. Dating is a lot like fishing Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod.
  2. With relationships, they say there's plenty of fish in the sea... But I'm just stuck here holding my rod
  3. They say that there are plenty of fish in the sea. But until I catch one, I'm just going to be sitting here, holding my rod.
  4. They say there are plenty of fish in the sea. But until you catch one you're just holding your rod.
  5. Finding a girlfriend is a lot like fishing... There are plenty of fish in the sea, but it's just you holding your rod until you catch one.
  6. There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod
  7. Fishing & girlfriends Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i'm stuck here holding my rod
  8. Girlfriends and fishing are similar There are many fish in the sea, but till you hook one, you're just holding your rod.
  9. Most people tell me there are many fish in the sea. So till i catch one imma play with my rod
  10. How are welders like prostitutes? You usually find them in awkward positions screaming for more rod and more money.

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A Rod One Liners

Which a rod one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with a rod? I can suggest the ones about fishing rod and rodent.

  1. What do you call two guys above a window? Kurt and Rod
  2. There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod.
  3. Why do priests love to go fishing with kids? So they have someone to hold their rod.
  4. What sound does a red metal rod make when it hits a white metal rod? *PINK!*
  5. How do you catch a steroidal fish? With A-Rod.
  6. What do you call two guys holding up drapery? Kurt and Rod
  7. Why couldn't the lightning rod go play with its friends? Because it was grounded.
  8. On the bright side selfie sticks are also lightning rods.
  9. Have you heard the joke about the steel rod? No? Let metal you.
  10. What do you call two men hanging from a window? Kurt n Rod
  11. What do you get if you mix plutonium with a fishing rod? Nuclear fission
  12. What is the fastest speed a woman can go ? 68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
  13. What do you call two tall skinny guys looking out a window? Curt n' Rod
  14. How fast can a woman drive? 68 mph, because at 69 they flip over and blow a rod
  15. My car can only go 68... if it goes 69 the engine blows a rod.

Howlingly Hilarious A Rod Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about a rod you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fishing pole jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make a rod pranks.

How to be Insulting on the Beach: Sit by the water with a fishing rod, and throw revolting lumps of old bread into the water where the children are enjoying themselves.

Q: Why can't g**... drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How fast can a women drive? 68 mph.
If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.

What is the fastest speed you can have s**...?

68 Mph, because once you hit 69...someone blows a rod

The Fishing Trip

On Friday afternoon, a man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go on a fishing trip with my boss. We'll be gone a week. This is a great chance for me to work on that promotion! Would you please pack some clothes for me and set out my rod and tackle box. I'll swing by the house to pick them up in an hour. Oh! And please pack my new blue pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy, but does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend the husband comes home very tired, tan and happy. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he has had a good time.
I did! he says as he carries his things into the bedroom. You wouldn't believe all the fish we caught! Some bass, some catfish, and a few trout.
As he tosses his suitcase onto the bed, his wife leans against the doorjamb.
"Really." She says.
Yup, he says. Then he glances up at her, By the way, why didn't you pack my new blue pajamas like I asked?"
The wife crosses her arms and replies, "I did. They're in your tackle box."

The new salesman.

A man gets a job as a salesman at a brand new superstore. At the end of his first day, his supervisor comes up to him and asks how many sales he made. "Just one," the man replied. Somewhat annoyed at this, the supervisor asks how much the sale was for. "$68,721.42" is the answer. Immediately taken back, he asks the salesman to explain this spectacular number. "Well, a guy came in here and after a lot of convincing, I sold him a new truck, boat and trailer, a half dozen fishing rods, and almost 100 lures." "There's no way he planned to spend over $68,000 in one trip," the supervisor tells the salesman. "Of course not," the new employee replies. "He came in to buy tampons for his wife and I told him 'Aww, man, your weekend is shot. You should go fishing.'"

There are plenty of fish in the sea

but until I find the one for me, I'm going to sit here holding my rod..if you know what I mean..

A Texas Salesman

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks him, "Do you have any sales experience?"
"Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
"One."
"Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
"$79,237.64."
His boss is astounded. "$79,237.64? What did you sell him?"
"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine SeaRay. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Suburban."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
The young man replied, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

How do you make your wife scream after s**...?

Wipe your d**... on the curtain.

My two friends Rod and Kurt started a business the other day...

You should look it up, it's called Kurt and Rod's Curtain Rods.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with mud?

a dirty h**...

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod.
NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Heard this conversation passing by in college today.

Guy: Do you know why I'm such a good fisherman?
Girl: No why?
Guy: Because I've got a nice rod and I hook all the ladies with it.
Girl: I figured it was because you were a master baiter

Some military humour: why do I call the ol' downstairs resident APFSDS?

Because it's a long-rod kinetic penetrator!

Fishing not allowed.

Ok, so I remember one from my youth times, hope it´s not too overused. here it goes:
A man is fishing in a forbidden zone, with a clear sign showing, when a police truck pulls over to confront the man. Seeing the officer coming in his direction, he hides his fishing rod, and silently watches the water:
man: Good morning, officer, is it something wrong?
officer: Good morning, do you know you cant fish here?
man: I am not fishing, sir, why would you think that?
officer: Really? so, why the bucket with fish here?
man: Oh, that! That´s my fish, my pets, I take them here to a swim and later I whistle and they come back, jump back to the bucket and we go home!
officer: You don't say... care to exemplify?
man: Well, sure!
The man proceeds to empty the bucket with the fish into the water, and waits.
(awkward silence)
officer: So... ?
man: So, what...?
officer: ARE YOU GOING TO CALL THE FISH OR WHAT?!?
man: What fish?

Why is the top speed of s**... 68?

At 69 you blow a rod.

One you haven't heard- What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

s**... is like fishing...

You gotta know how to handle the rod!

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Two men are fishing from a bridge...

When one man notices a f**... procession. He quietly sets down his fishing rod, takes of his hat and bows his head. When the procession is out of sight he picks up his pole and continues fishing. The other man turns to him and says, "wow. I never knew you had a feely side in you" to which the first man replies, "it's the least I could've done, afterall, we have been married for forty years."

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why did Lt Uhura blush?

She saw Gene's Rod 'n' Berries.

What did the fisher call his new invention: a worm add-on on his fishing rod

Clickbait

Man walks into a rod

He doesn't understand comedy

There are many fish in the sea.

So while waiting I'll just play with my rod.

My friend told me of this fish...

My friend told me of this amazing kind of fish, he said it was impossible to catch! He said it broke the string on his rod! I've never seen it. I've fished for days and days... Nothing. You know? I'm starting to think that it's not reel.

Why do commercial fishermen use nets?

With only a rod you lose a fish in sea.

If *The twilight Zone* had its own currency, what would its motto be?

"In Rod We Trust."

Why can't gay people drive past 68?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

So they say there are plenty of fish in the sea...

and yet here I am still playing with my rod.

We truly are living in an alternate timeline.

I was sure the Deputy District Attorney's name was Rod Rosen**stain**.

There are plenty of fish in the sea...

...and they're easy to catch if you've got a big rod.

If Benjamin Franklin had been a parachutist ...

He would never thought about inventing the lightning rod.

Why'd the Yiddish chef trade his swimming trunks for a rod and reel?

Gefilte fish

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...

...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-packs.

Cheating!!!!

Rod's Wife and Rod Started dieting a week ago.
She proposed that they should have a cheat day today...
She brought home a burger & Rod brought home his Secretary..
From his hospital bed, Rod is wondering when men will ever begin to understand women.😀😜😀😜

What do you call twin boys with no arms and no legs hanging from a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is s**... limited to 68mph?

At 69 you flip over and blow a rod.

What do you call a married couple that go fishing together?

Rod and Annet.

A crook walks into a bait and tackle store and sees the cashier is blind.

She asks him for a 50 dollar fishing rod, and he walks over and shows it to her. Then she thanks him and sticks a 100 dollar rod into her cart.
But the blind man isn't s**..., and when she rings it up, he feels the rod and he says "that will be 100 dollars for the fishing rod."
the woman is so embarassed at being caught stealing she rips a loud one.
"and that will be $5.89 for the duck call and $3.29 for the musk scent"

What do you call a man who owns a fishing store?

Rod.
What do you call his wife?
Annette.

3 geese hit their headwalk on a metal rod at the Fowl bar.

The fourth one ducks

A few nights after his wives f**..., Edward woke up stiff as a rod.

Mourning wood.
Original

What is A-Rod's net worth after the steroid scandal?

Drug on the market

Someone broke into Alex Rodriguez's house and beat his wife with a pole.

Actually it was A Rod

Why can't women drive 70 MPH?

When they reach 69 they blow a rod.

Why did the ruler of egypt have an iron rod?

Because iron is ferromagnetic.

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike

There is plenty fish in the sea, but until I find one, I am stuck here holding my rod.

When rich people go fishing, who hands them their fishing poles?

The Rod Stewart

What do you call the activity where you insert a hairy rod in your mouth and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth.

A church with a lightning rod on the roof...

Shows a definite lack of faith.

Why is 68 the speed limit of s**...?

Because at 69 you flip over and blow a rod.

I was TAing an electrostatics lab.

The experiment was to see what happens when you rub wool on a bunch of rods of different materials and then bring the rods near scraps of paper. One student's lab report had this observation on what happens when you try to electrostatically charge up a metal rod and bring it near paper: paper remains stationery

m**... is a lot like master-baiting.

If you can't figure out the fly, your rod isn't gonna be seeing any action.

(adult) What's the max Top Speed a girl can have s**...?

68mph.
Because any faster she'll flip over and blow a rod.
*Wonder how many "hi my name is rod" replies..

What do you call two brothers hanging on your window?

Curt and Rod...

My car tops out at 68 Mph...

Because at 69 it blows a rod.

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