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- A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit What can I get you to drink .
The rabbit says I have no idea, I'm only here because of autocorrect . - A priest, a rabbi, and a chicken walk into a bar. The bartender says "Nope! We don't do jokes here, get out!"
And the chicken says, "Come on guys, I know a place across the street." - A racist, a sexist and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Hey Bill, drinking alone tonight?"
- A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.
The bartender says "that'll be 2020" - A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says, "What is this, a joke?!"
- A peadophile, a conman and a priest walk into a bar. What can I get for you father? Asks the barman.
- A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, What is this, some sort of joke?
- A priest, a bishop and a rabbi walk into a bar... ... they see Ellen Pao and leave for the bar across the street.
- A priest, blonde, jew, black guy, chinese guy, and a gay guy walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"
- A penguin, a priest, and a cowboy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?!"
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- A priest, a rabbi and penguin walk into a bar IT'S THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
- A Catholic priest walks into a bar He didn't realize his cell was so small
- A priest and an imam walk into a bar... the rabbi ducks.
- A ninja, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, Good to see you two
- A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar and the bartender knew his life was a joke
- A confused priest walks into a gay bar and says, "So, let me get this straight."
- Two Priests Walk Into A Bar... The Nuns Duck.
- a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar… …mitzvah. The priest was the rabbi's Plus One.
- A Jew a German and a priest walk into a bar... They lost the Limbo contest
- A blonde, a priest and a duck walk into a bar, the bartender asks "Is this a joke?"
- A serial killer, a mob boss and a priest walk into a bar It was very bizzare
- A catholic priest walks into a bar everyone was over 18
so he went home - A gay priest walks into a bar full of men, Amen.
- A buddhist monk, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar
- It's 1942, Berlin. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest walks out.
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A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says, "Dude, I'm Jesus Christ!" And the priest says, "No son, you're not." So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, "Man, I'm Jesus Christ!" Then the priest says, "No son, you're not." Finally, the drunk had enough and said, "Here, I'll prove it." He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, "Jesus Christ, you're back AGAIN?"
A Priest, a Rabbi and an Atheist walk into a bar...
They guy behind them says "You guys probably should have ducked"
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So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar...
And takes a seat in front of the bartender.
"Would you like to here a great blonde joke?" He asks.
The bartender leans in close and says,
"Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to tell that joke buddy?"
The blind guy takes a moment to think about it and says
"Nah. I'd rather not have to explain it five times."
An elderly gay gentleman has one too many at a bar on the night before Easter
And throwing trepidation to the winds, he stumbles towards home through Central Park. He gets terribly lost on 110th St. and ends up careering into St. John the Divine just as they're beginning midnight mass. The priest is walking up the aisle and swinging the censor when the man runs up to him and hisses, "sweetie, I love the dress, but your *handbag is on fire.*"
Another tale from the bar.
A priest, a rabbi, a minister, a monkey, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests...
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"
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A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar.
The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar.
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Well, this is awkward...
A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. They both look left and right and to their surprise see nothing but Mexicans. After this moment of confusion, the Rabbi turns to the priest and says "You know what? I think we're in the wrong joke...."
A priest, a rabbit and a leprechaun walk into a bar.
The leprechaun says, "Bejesus, I'm in the wrong joke!"
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests.
He says "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says "no son you're not." The drunk turns to the other priest, "I'm jesus Christ" to which the second priest replies "no son you're not." So the drunk says "Look I'll show you." So he walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says "Jesus Christ you're here again?"
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A midget, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar.
The priest shouts "Ow! My god forsaken head!" The rabbi shouts "Oi, my head!" The midget says "I don't know what you're complaining about. I just hit my head and I ain't crying as much as you."
A Muslim and a Catholic priest walk into a bar.
The two start talking casually about their respective religions. The Muslim says, "I believe that when I die, Allah will bless me with 72 virgins."
The priest's eyes get wide. "Really? That would be awesome, but unfortunately the church can only have 3 altar boys at a time."
So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar..
Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds.
A Priest and a Rabbi Walk Into A Bar
The rabbi turns to the priest and says: "I get the feeling someone is going to make a joke out of this."
A priest, a doctor, and a blind guy walk into a bar...
... and the bartender says "What is this, a joke!?"
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So a child m**... and a priest walk into a bar..
And he's the only one there.
A Priest a Rabbi and a Scientologist walk into a bar...
The Priest orders an orange juice, the Rabbi orders an apple juice and the Scientologist orders a lawsuit for libel, slander and defamation.
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A cop, a h**..., a priest and a clown......
A cop, a h**..., a priest and a clown walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and replies, "What.......is this some kind of Joke?"
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This is My "classic" joke
A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh g**..., no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?" The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."
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A scientist and a h**... walk into a bar...
But find that they can't open the door due to an over-saturation of priests, rabbis, lawyers, and Irishmen inside.
A Priest, a Horse, Little Johnny, and the Easter Bunny Walk Into a Bar
The poor bartender doesn't know what to say.
A man walks into a parallel universe and sits down at the bar.
In comes a priest, a rabbi and a minister
So a priest walks into a bar...
Looks at the ugly walls, and says to the bartender:
"My son, you must repaint".
A priest....
A priest, an Irishman, a horse, a gorilla, a twelve inch pianist and an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Is this some kind of a joke?"
A priest, a nun and a sailor walks into a bar
The bartender says: "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
A priest, a doctor and an engineer walk into a bar..
.. The bartender glances at them as they enter the door and starts pouring drinks. Before they reach the counter their preferred drinks are ready for them. The engineer asks the bartender "How did you know what drinks we wanted?". The bartender mumbles "Repost from yesterday"
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A priest, a p**... and a r**... walk into a bar
And that was just the first guy
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A horse walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse screams, "I will end you!" And bites the bartender in the t**.... A priest, a nun, and a rabbi who were just approaching the entrance quietly turn and walk away as the horse shakes the bartender vigorously back and forth screaming, "why the floppy head?! Why the floppy head?!"
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead
...a doctor, a lawyer and an accountant, a Brit, a German and an American, a priest, a rabbi, two camels and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them all and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
A priest, a rabbi, and a World Series MVP walk into a bar...
The bartender stops them and says, No no no, what is this, some kind of joke?
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar...
The bartender says "If you're not freaking out about Net Neutrality right now, you're not paying attention."
A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says
...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.
A child predator, a con-man, and a priest walk in to a bar...
The bartender says: Hey Father John!
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A priest, a traktor tire and a cheese grater walk into a bar.
The bartender gives them the rest of his l**..., tells his boss he ain't feeling right and goes home.
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A Priest, Rabbi and Atheist walk into a bar and each ask for a drink
The bartender, saying nothing and looking disdained, points to a sign clearly labelled: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**
Without a fight the Priest, Rabbi and Atheist leave the bar, heads hanging.
The next day a chicken walks in and plops down on the barstool.
Wiping the inside of a glass, the bartender approached and asks the chicken Are you part of this joke?
Yeah. the chicken replies.
Again, he points to the sign: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**
The chicks argues Well then how's a chicken supposed to get his beak wet?
The bartender pointed out the window and said There's another bar across the road.
A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender asked, "wait, isn't that supposed to be a rabbi?"
A priest and a vampire walk into a bar.
The priest asks the vampire "Do you pray?"
The vampire replies "Yes, but I spell it differently."
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A Child m**..., a Priest and a Liar walk into a bar.
His name was John.
Two guys walk into a bar...
They look around, and see that at one table, there's a rabbi, a priest, and an imman. At another there's an Irishman, a Scottsman, and a Brit. At a third there's a blonde, a brunette, and a readhead. Up at the bar, sits a dog with a bandaged paw.
Guy looks to his friend and says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?'
A man is sitting at the bar looking down and out. Bartender says what's wrong with you? Guy says life feels like a joke
And in walks a priest a rabbi, and a monk.
A catholic priest walks into a bar
He thinks has it really been set that low? as he falls.
A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Gorilla walk into a bar
The Gorilla looks around and says
"I must be in the wrong joke"
I recently had a wakeup call when I had a priest, then a rabbi, then a minister all tell me I had a drinking problem.
Boy, I'm glad they all walked into that bar when they did.
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A Rabbi, a Preist, and a Monk walk into a bar
The Rabbi orders a drink and says, I'm sick of hearing the same old jokes about us recycled over and over again to which the Priest replies, I completely agree! The template is just dragged out and overused. I'd like to see someone try to make a joke about the three of us in a bar that is new. The monk sits back for a moment and then says how about this one?
A priest, a rabbi, and a hipster walk into a bar...
The hipster says "man, this set-up is soooo played-out. I'm not gonna ruin my cred by staying, so I'm outie 5000." He then gets on his fixed-gear bicycle and rides it home to his loft that he pays for with money from his trust fund. He reads Bukowski by tap light in his futon until he falls asleep. And he lived ironically ever after.
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Guy walks into a bar with brown robes on...
Guy walks into a bar with brown robes on and the bartender asks "what's with the robes, you just get out of a Renaissance faire?
He replies, No I'm a Carmelite priest.
The bartender exclaims "I'll be d**...!
He answers I hope not!"
A pastor, a priest and a rabbi walk onto a bar.
Since it wasn't foretold in scripture, they didn't listen to the people telling them to duck.
An Irishman, a Frenchman, two conspiracy theorists, a priest, three cheerleaders, Elon Musk, an atheist and a rabbi walked into a bar.
Ah, the good old days.
A priest, doctor and redheaded dwarf walks into a bar. The dwarf ask, what is China's Reddit? The priest replies,
"Reddit"
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into the bar....
They both pass and use their legal credentials to better help their congregations.
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A rabbi, priest, and an imam walk into a bar.
"Never mind, you guys wouldn't get it," the barkeep says.
A drunk man stumbles out of a bar.
He runs into two priests outside.
He says to the first one, I'm Jesus Christ. Want me to prove it? .
The priest replies no you're not, you're just a drunk man. .
So the drunk man turns to the second priest and says I'm Jesus Christ, want me to prove it? .
And the second priest says go on.
The trio walks back into the bar, and the bartender looks up and says Jesus Christ, you're back again?!
A drunk man is in a bar and claims to be Jesus Christ
"Of course you're not Jesus Christ" answers the barman. The drunk man then says "I'll prove it to you". So the drunk man leaves the bar and comes across a priest. Again, he claims to be Jesus Christ. "No you are not Jesus Christ" answers the priest. "Follow me" answers in the drunk man. So both of them walk back into the bar and as they're entering, the bartender says to the drunk man "Jesus Christ, you're here again?".
A priest and a police officer walk into a bar.
A priest and a police officer walk into a bar. They each spend some time drinking, before both leaving.
The priest goes to his car, and the officer sees he is having difficulty to walk.
As he goes to enter, the officer stops him. He says "are you in a fit state to drive, reverend?"
He replied "yes, I have only had water."
The officer says "that's a lie, I can smell wine on your breath"
The priest looks to the sky and says "You did it again, lord!"
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A Catholic priest walks into a bar
He orders a s**... on the beach... bartender replies "great choice, all my liquors for that are well aged over 20yrs." The priest says "no thanks" and leaves.
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A priest works at a bar...
o**... walks up and says "What is a priest doing working at a bar?"
The priest says "Why, I want to help people meet the lord."
The guy asks "How?"
The priest says "They usually meet him on the drive home home"
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A catholic priest, a predator and a criminal walk into a bar
He ordered a beer
A drunk walks up to two priests...
A drunk walks up to two priests...
He says "I'm Jesus Christ."
The priest shakes his head. "No son, you're not."
The drunk goes up to the second priest. "I'm Jesus Christ."
The second priest gives the same answer.
The drunk glares at them for a second. "Look I can prove it. Follow me." ....
He leads them to a bar and walks inside.
The bartender takes one look at him and says, "Jesus Christ, you're here AGAIN?!"
