The Best 35 A Priest Walks Into A Bar Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest A Priest Walks Into A Bar Jokes and Puns

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests.

He says "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says "no son you're not." The drunk turns to the other priest, "I'm jesus Christ" to which the second priest replies "no son you're not." So the drunk says "Look I'll show you." So he walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says "Jesus Christ you're here again?"

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar

And that was just the first guy

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests...

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?" The rabbit replies,

"I dunno... I'm just here because of autocorrect."

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A drunk walks up to two priests.

He says "I'm Jesus Christ." The priest shakes his head. "No son, you're not." The drunk goes up to the second priest. "I'm Jesus Christ."

The second priest gives the same answer.

The drunk glares at them for a second. "Look I can prove it. Follow me." He leads them to a bar and walks inside. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Jesus Christ, you're here again?!"


A guy gets thrown out of a bar.

Two priests approach the guy that was thrown out. He looks at the first priest and says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest shakes his head.

The guy looks at the second priest and says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The second priest also shakes his head.

"Okay, let me prove it to you." The guy walks back into the bar.

The bartender says, "Jesus Christ, you're back already?"

Three priests walk into a bar

and see a man whos already had a few drinks. The man walks up to them and says "you know I'm jesus christ". One of the priests replies "I don't think you are son" so the man says right, I'll prove it to you. He walks out of the bar and a few seconds later comes stumbling back in. The barman sees him and shout "jesus christ not you again"

A horse walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse screams, "I will end you!" And bites the bartender in the throat. A priest, a nun, and a rabbi who were just approaching the entrance quietly turn and walk away as the horse shakes the bartender vigorously back and forth screaming, "why the floppy head?! Why the floppy head?!"

A priest, a monk, and a rabbit walk in a bar. As they approach the bar, they see a blood donation booth. The rabbit hops to the nurse to be the first to donate. The nurse looks at him and ask: What's your blood group?

The rabbit says: "I dunno, I think I might be a Type-O."

A thief, a child molester and a priest walk into a bar

He orders a drink

A priest and a police officer walk into a bar.

A priest and a police officer walk into a bar. They each spend some time drinking, before both leaving.

The priest goes to his car, and the officer sees he is having difficulty to walk.

As he goes to enter, the officer stops him. He says "are you in a fit state to drive, reverend?"

He replied "yes, I have only had water."

The officer says "that's a lie, I can smell wine on your breath"

The priest looks to the sky and says "You did it again, lord!"

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An atheist a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

And the rabbit says: Guys, I'm pretty sure I'm a typo.

A priest, a rabbi, and a chicken walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Nope! We don't do jokes here, get out!"
And the chicken says, "Come on guys, I know a place across the street."

A Priest, a Homosexual, and a Pedophile walk into a bar...

And he orders a beer.

A Priest a rabbit and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit,what'll you have?

The rabbit says" I don't know I'm only here because of auto correct".

A racist, a sexist and a priest walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "Hey Bill, drinking alone tonight?"

Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester...

And that's just the first guy.

A child molester, a conman and a priest walks into a bar

He then sat down.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead

...a doctor, a lawyer and an accountant, a Brit, a German and an American, a priest, a rabbi, two camels and a duck walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them all and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"


A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar

They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.

The bartender says "that'll be 2020"

This is My "classic" joke

A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh Goddammit, no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?" The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."

A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist walk into a bar.

The bartender sees them and says, "What is this, a joke?!"

A Priest, Rabbi and Atheist walk into a bar and each ask for a drink

The bartender, saying nothing and looking disdained, points to a sign clearly labelled: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**

Without a fight the Priest, Rabbi and Atheist leave the bar, heads hanging.

The next day a chicken walks in and plops down on the barstool.

Wiping the inside of a glass, the bartender approached and asks the chicken Are you part of this joke?

Yeah. the chicken replies.

Again, he points to the sign: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**

The chicks argues Well then how's a chicken supposed to get his beak wet?

The bartender pointed out the window and said There's another bar across the road.

The Drunk says to a priest.....

"I'm Jesus Christ" The priest says "no son, your not" The drunk turns and tells another priest "I'm Jesus Christ " The priest says "no son, your not" So the drunk says " here I'll prove it " The drunk walks into the bar and the bartender says " Jesus Christ, your here again?!"

A homosexual, a Pedophile and a Priest walk into a bar

The bartender asked him what he would like to drink.

A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar

The bartender says "I think someone has made a typo here."

A priest, a child molester, and a rapist walk into a bar...

He sits down and has a drink

A Priest, an alcoholic and a Paedophile, walk in to a bar.

He buys a drink.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."


A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar...

The bartender looks up and says: "What is this, some kinda joke?"

Man walks up to a priest. The man says I am Jesus Christ. The priest says No you are not my son. The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says

Jesus Christ your back!

A priest, a rabbi and penguin walk into a bar

IT'S THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar

The bartender asks - is this some kind of joke?

A priest, a homosexual, and a paedophile walk into a bar......

And then a second guy walks in


A Catholic priest walks into a bar

He orders a sex on the beach... bartender replies "great choice, all my liquors for that are well aged over 20yrs." The priest says "no thanks" and leaves.

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