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  1. A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit What can I get you to drink .
    The rabbit says I have no idea, I'm only here because of autocorrect .
  2. A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?" The rabbit replies, "I dunno... I'm just here because of autocorrect."
  3. An atheist a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar. And the rabbit says: Guys, I'm pretty sure I'm a typo.
  4. A priest, a rabbi, and a chicken walk into a bar. The bartender says "Nope! We don't do jokes here, get out!"
    And the chicken says, "Come on guys, I know a place across the street."
  5. A Priest a rabbit and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit,what'll you have? The rabbit says" I don't know I'm only here because of auto correct".
  6. A racist, a sexist and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Hey Bill, drinking alone tonight?"
  7. A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.
    The bartender says "that'll be 2020"
  8. A priest, a monk and a rabbit walk into a bar. "What'll ya have?" asks the bartender. "I don't know" says the rabbit. "I'm only here because of autocorrect".
  9. A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says, "What is this, a joke?!"
  10. A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar The bartender says "I think someone has made a typo here."

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A Priest Walks Into A Bar One Liners

Which a priest walks into a bar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with a priest walks into a bar? I can suggest the ones about an irishman walks into a bar and man walks into a pub.

  1. A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."
  2. A priest, a rabbi and penguin walk into a bar IT'S THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
  3. A Catholic priest walks into a bar He didn't realize his cell was so small
  4. A priest and an imam walk into a bar... the rabbi ducks.
  5. A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
  6. Three blind priests walks into a bar And then the tables. And then the chairs...
  7. A ninja, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, Good to see you two 
  8. A catholic priest, a predator and a criminal walk into a bar He ordered a beer
  9. A Priest And A Rabbit Walk Into A Bar The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."
  10. A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar and the bartender knew his life was a joke
  11. A confused priest walks into a gay bar and says, "So, let me get this straight."
  12. Two Priests Walk Into A Bar... The Nuns Duck.
  13. A priest, a spiritual leader and a kiddy diddler walk into the bar He orders a beer.
  14. a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar …mitzvah. The priest was the rabbi's Plus One.
  15. A Jew a German and a priest walk into a bar... They lost the Limbo contest

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What funny jokes about a priest walks into a bar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean a woman walks into a bar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make a priest walks into a bar pranks.

So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar...

And takes a seat in front of the bartender.
"Would you like to here a great blonde joke?" He asks.
The bartender leans in close and says,
"Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to tell that joke buddy?"
The blind guy takes a moment to think about it and says
"Nah. I'd rather not have to explain it five times."

A Priest, a Homosexual, and a p**... walk into a bar...

And he orders a beer.

A penguin, a priest, and a cowboy walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?!"

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests...

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"

A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar.

The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar.

A priest, a homosexual, and a p**... walk into a bar......

And then a second guy walks in

Well, this is awkward...

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. They both look left and right and to their surprise see nothing but Mexicans. After this moment of confusion, the Rabbi turns to the priest and says "You know what? I think we're in the wrong joke...."

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests.

He says "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says "no son you're not." The drunk turns to the other priest, "I'm jesus Christ" to which the second priest replies "no son you're not." So the drunk says "Look I'll show you." So he walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says "Jesus Christ you're here again?"

A priest, blonde, jew, black guy, chinese guy, and a gay guy walk into a bar.

The bartender asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"

A doctor, an Englishman, a lawyer, an Irishman, a priest, a Scotsman, a cop, a midget, a fireman and a blonde walk into a bar....

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

A drunk man runs into a Priest

A drunk man stumbles out a bar and walks straight into a Preist. The man sees his chance and says "Look Father! I'm Jesus Christ!"
The Preist tells him he isn't but the man is adament to show the Priest, so he takes the Preist im and walks upvto the bar.
The bartender says "Jesus Christ, what do you want now?"

A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar...

The bartender looks up and says: "What is this, some kinda joke?"

There are three priests...

...at a bus stop. And a man walks up to them and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The three priests look at him and say "no you're not." "Oh yeah?" Replies the man. "Follow me" So the priests follow the man to a bar, and they walk inside. The bartender immediately yells "Jesus Christ, you're back already!?" At the man. To which the man says to the priests "I told ya"

A priest, a bishop and a rabbi walk into a bar...

... they see Ellen Pao and leave for the bar across the street.

A Priest, an alcoholic and a p**..., walk in to a bar.

He buys a drink.

A homosexual, a p**... and a Priest walk into a bar

The bartender asked him what he would like to drink.

Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child m**......

And that's just the first guy.

A drunk walks up to two priests.

He says "I'm Jesus Christ." The priest shakes his head. "No son, you're not." The drunk goes up to the second priest. "I'm Jesus Christ."
The second priest gives the same answer.
The drunk glares at them for a second. "Look I can prove it. Follow me." He leads them to a bar and walks inside. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Jesus Christ, you're here again?!"

Three priests walk into a bar

and see a man whos already had a few drinks. The man walks up to them and says "you know I'm jesus christ". One of the priests replies "I don't think you are son" so the man says right, I'll prove it to you. He walks out of the bar and a few seconds later comes stumbling back in. The barman sees him and shout "jesus christ not you again"

A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar

The bartender asks - is this some kind of joke?

This is My "classic" joke

A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh g**..., no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?" The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."

A thief, a child m**... and a priest walk into a bar

He orders a drink

A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar.

Bartender yells, What is this, some sort of joke?

A child m**..., a conman and a priest walks into a bar

He then sat down.

So a priest walks into a bar...

Looks at the ugly walls, and says to the bartender:
"My son, you must repaint".

A priest....

A priest, an Irishman, a horse, a gorilla, a twelve inch pianist and an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A priest, a nun and a sailor walks into a bar

The bartender says: "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A priest, a child m**..., and a r**... walk into a bar...

He sits down and has a drink

A priest, Rabbi, and Muslim Cleric walk into a bar...

The bartender looks up and goes, "what is this some sort of joke?"

A priest, a doctor and an engineer walk into a bar..

.. The bartender glances at them as they enter the door and starts pouring drinks. Before they reach the counter their preferred drinks are ready for them. The engineer asks the bartender "How did you know what drinks we wanted?". The bartender mumbles "Repost from yesterday"

A priest, a p**... and a r**... walk into a bar

And that was just the first guy

A horse walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse screams, "I will end you!" And bites the bartender in the t**.... A priest, a nun, and a rabbi who were just approaching the entrance quietly turn and walk away as the horse shakes the bartender vigorously back and forth screaming, "why the floppy head?! Why the floppy head?!"

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead

...a doctor, a lawyer and an accountant, a Brit, a German and an American, a priest, a rabbi, two camels and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them all and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar...

The bartender says "If you're not freaking out about Net Neutrality right now, you're not paying attention."

A Rabbi, an atheist, and a Priest walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What?! If this is some sort of joke you have to leave!" So they all walk out.
A few minutes later a chicken walks into the bar. The bartender yells, "Come on! We don't even serve chickens!"
The chicken asks, "Do you know anywhere that does?"
The bartender replies, "Yeah... It's right across the road."

A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says

...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.

A child predator, a con-man, and a priest walk in to a bar...

The bartender says: Hey Father John!

A Priest, Rabbi and Atheist walk into a bar and each ask for a drink

The bartender, saying nothing and looking disdained, points to a sign clearly labelled: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**
Without a fight the Priest, Rabbi and Atheist leave the bar, heads hanging.
The next day a chicken walks in and plops down on the barstool.
Wiping the inside of a glass, the bartender approached and asks the chicken Are you part of this joke?
Yeah. the chicken replies.
Again, he points to the sign: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**
The chicks argues Well then how's a chicken supposed to get his beak wet?
The bartender pointed out the window and said There's another bar across the road.

A guy gets thrown out of a bar.

Two priests approach the guy that was thrown out. He looks at the first priest and says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest shakes his head.
The guy looks at the second priest and says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The second priest also shakes his head.
"Okay, let me prove it to you." The guy walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, "Jesus Christ, you're back already?"

A Child m**..., a Priest and a Liar walk into a bar.

His name was John.

The Drunk says to a priest.....

"I'm Jesus Christ" The priest says "no son, your not" The drunk turns and tells another priest "I'm Jesus Christ " The priest says "no son, your not" So the drunk says " here I'll prove it " The drunk walks into the bar and the bartender says " Jesus Christ, your here again?!"

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Gorilla walk into a bar

The Gorilla looks around and says
"I must be in the wrong joke"

A Rabbi, a Preist, and a Monk walk into a bar

The Rabbi orders a drink and says, I'm sick of hearing the same old jokes about us recycled over and over again to which the Priest replies, I completely agree! The template is just dragged out and overused. I'd like to see someone try to make a joke about the three of us in a bar that is new. The monk sits back for a moment and then says how about this one?

A peadophile, a conman and a priest walk into a bar.

What can I get for you father? Asks the barman.

A drunk man stumbles out of a bar.

He runs into two priests outside.
He says to the first one, I'm Jesus Christ. Want me to prove it? .
The priest replies no you're not, you're just a drunk man. .
So the drunk man turns to the second priest and says I'm Jesus Christ, want me to prove it? .
And the second priest says go on.
The trio walks back into the bar, and the bartender looks up and says Jesus Christ, you're back again?!

Man walks up to a priest. The man says I am Jesus Christ. The priest says No you are not my son. The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says

Jesus Christ your back!

A drunk man is in a bar and claims to be Jesus Christ

"Of course you're not Jesus Christ" answers the barman. The drunk man then says "I'll prove it to you". So the drunk man leaves the bar and comes across a priest. Again, he claims to be Jesus Christ. "No you are not Jesus Christ" answers the priest. "Follow me" answers in the drunk man. So both of them walk back into the bar and as they're entering, the bartender says to the drunk man "Jesus Christ, you're here again?".

A priest, a blonde, an Irishman and a dog walk into a bar.

The barman looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar...

Bartender goes, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Walked into a bar

A priest, a rabbit, and a monk all walk into a bar.
The bartender says, 'What will it be?'
The priest says, 'a glass of wine.'
The monk says, 'I will only have water, as I am fulfilled internally.'
The rabbit says, 'I don't know... the only reason I'm in this story is cause autocorrect!'

A priest, a monk, and a rabbit walk in a bar. As they approach the bar, they see a blood donation booth. The rabbit hops to the nurse to be the first to donate. The nurse looks at him and ask: What's your blood group?

The rabbit says: "I dunno, I think I might be a Type-O."

A blind man walks into a bar

Then into the priest, the rabbi, the minister, then into a table and into a chair.

A priest and a police officer walk into a bar.

A priest and a police officer walk into a bar. They each spend some time drinking, before both leaving.
The priest goes to his car, and the officer sees he is having difficulty to walk.
As he goes to enter, the officer stops him. He says "are you in a fit state to drive, reverend?"
He replied "yes, I have only had water."
The officer says "that's a lie, I can smell wine on your breath"
The priest looks to the sky and says "You did it again, lord!"

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister all walk into a bar..

The bartender asks "what will you all have?"
The rabbit says, "I'm not sure, I'm only here because of autocorrect."

A Catholic priest walks into a bar

He orders a s**... on the beach... bartender replies "great choice, all my liquors for that are well aged over 20yrs." The priest says "no thanks" and leaves.

A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a bar

The priest has wine, the imam gets a Shirley Temple, and the bartender asks the rabbit, "what'll you have?"
The rabbit responds, "man, I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."

A priest works at a bar...

o**... walks up and says "What is a priest doing working at a bar?"

The priest says "Why, I want to help people meet the lord."

The guy asks "How?"

The priest says "They usually meet him on the drive home home"

Lol

A priest, rabbit, and Minister walk into a bar. The bar tender says to the rabbit what will you have? The rabbit says "I don't know, I think I'm only here because of autocorrect ".

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit what it's doing there.

The rabbit replies: autocorrect

A man walks into a bar...

A man, his wife, a group of nuns, a priest, a rabbi, Little Johnny, an American, a Russian, an Irishman, an Indian, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a cop, a king, a lawyer, a politician, and a dog walk into a bar.
The man exclaims,
"This has to be a joke!"

A drunk walks up to two priests...

A drunk walks up to two priests...
He says "I'm Jesus Christ."
The priest shakes his head. "No son, you're not."
The drunk goes up to the second priest. "I'm Jesus Christ."
The second priest gives the same answer.
The drunk glares at them for a second. "Look I can prove it. Follow me." ....
He leads them to a bar and walks inside.
The bartender takes one look at him and says, "Jesus Christ, you're here AGAIN?!"

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