Silly & Ridiculous A Priest And A Rabbi Walk Into A Bar Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
A horse walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse screams, "I will end you!" And bites the bartender in the throat. A priest, a nun, and a rabbi who were just approaching the entrance quietly turn and walk away as the horse shakes the bartender vigorously back and forth screaming, "why the floppy head?! Why the floppy head?!"
A priest, a rabbi, and a chicken walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Nope! We don't do jokes here, get out!"
And the chicken says, "Come on guys, I know a place across the street."
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead
...a doctor, a lawyer and an accountant, a Brit, a German and an American, a priest, a rabbi, two camels and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them all and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
This is My "classic" joke
A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh Goddammit, no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?" The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."
A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist walk into a bar.
The bartender sees them and says, "What is this, a joke?!"
A Priest, Rabbi and Atheist walk into a bar and each ask for a drink
The bartender, saying nothing and looking disdained, points to a sign clearly labelled: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**
Without a fight the Priest, Rabbi and Atheist leave the bar, heads hanging.
The next day a chicken walks in and plops down on the barstool.
Wiping the inside of a glass, the bartender approached and asks the chicken Are you part of this joke?
Yeah. the chicken replies.
Again, he points to the sign: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**
The chicks argues Well then how's a chicken supposed to get his beak wet?
The bartender pointed out the window and said There's another bar across the road.
A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
The bartender looks up and says: "What is this, some kinda joke?"
A priest, a rabbi and penguin walk into a bar
IT'S THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar
The bartender asks - is this some kind of joke?
A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar.
Bartender yells, What is this, some sort of joke?
A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar...
Bartender goes, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar...
And takes a seat in front of the bartender.
"Would you like to here a great blonde joke?" He asks.
The bartender leans in close and says,
"Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to tell that joke buddy?"
The blind guy takes a moment to think about it and says
"Nah. I'd rather not have to explain it five times."
A blind man walks into a bar
Then into the priest, the rabbi, the minister, then into a table and into a chair.
A priest and an imam walk into a bar...
the rabbi ducks.
A Rabbi, an atheist, and a Priest walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What?! If this is some sort of joke you have to leave!" So they all walk out.
A few minutes later a chicken walks into the bar. The bartender yells, "Come on! We don't even serve chickens!"
The chicken asks, "Do you know anywhere that does?"
The bartender replies, "Yeah... It's right across the road."
A man walks into a bar...
A man, his wife, a group of nuns, a priest, a rabbi, Little Johnny, an American, a Russian, an Irishman, an Indian, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a cop, a king, a lawyer, a politician, and a dog walk into a bar.
The man exclaims,
"This has to be a joke!"
A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
A priest, a bishop and a rabbi walk into a bar...
... they see Ellen Pao and leave for the bar across the street.
A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Gorilla walk into a bar
The Gorilla looks around and says
"I must be in the wrong joke"
Well, this is awkward...
A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. They both look left and right and to their surprise see nothing but Mexicans. After this moment of confusion, the Rabbi turns to the priest and says "You know what? I think we're in the wrong joke...."
A Rabbi, a Preist, and a Monk walk into a bar
The Rabbi orders a drink and says, I'm sick of hearing the same old jokes about us recycled over and over again to which the Priest replies, I completely agree! The template is just dragged out and overused. I'd like to see someone try to make a joke about the three of us in a bar that is new. The monk sits back for a moment and then says how about this one?
A ninja, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender says, Good to see you two
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar...
The bartender says "If you're not freaking out about Net Neutrality right now, you're not paying attention."
A priest, Rabbi, and Muslim Cleric walk into a bar...
The bartender looks up and goes, "what is this some sort of joke?"
A scientist and a hooker walk into a bar...
But find that they can't open the door due to an over-saturation of priests, rabbis, lawyers, and Irishmen inside.
A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar.
The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar.
A priest, rabbi, and shaman walk into a bar...
A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman all walk into a bar; except there is no rabbi or shaman and it's not in a bar it's my home and the priest is molesting me and the priest isn't a priest he's my father. My father molested me as a child.
A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a farmer, his daughter, a horse, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy all walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"
I recently had a wakeup call when I had a priest, then a rabbi, then a minister all tell me I had a drinking problem.
Boy, I'm glad they all walked into that bar when they did.
Two guys walk into a bar...
They look around, and see that at one table, there's a rabbi, a priest, and an imman. At another there's an Irishman, a Scottsman, and a Brit. At a third there's a blonde, a brunette, and a readhead. Up at the bar, sits a dog with a bandaged paw.
Guy looks to his friend and says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?'
Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
He immediately unleashes a vicious roundhouse kick, decapitating a rabbi, a priest, and a Buddhist in one blow. At the next table, he beard-punches a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, killing all three. Three bouncers, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Pollack, were dismembered in seconds.
Chuck Norris' has only 1 weakness: He can't tell a joke.
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into the bar....
They both pass and use their legal credentials to better help their congregations.
A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar
and the bartender knew his life was a joke
A pastor, a priest and a rabbi walk onto a bar.
Since it wasn't foretold in scripture, they didn't listen to the people telling them to duck.
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
