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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.

Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...

Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.

Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.

When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.

Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.

When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.

Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.

Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.


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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.

In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.

In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.

In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.

Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.

When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.

Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.

It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.

Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.

Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.

Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.

Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.

Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.

Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.

Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.

Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.

Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"

Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.

Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.

Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.

When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.

The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.

When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.

I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.

Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.

Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.

Chuck Norris can stand the rain...

When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.

The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.

Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.

There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.

Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.

Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.

Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.

To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying

Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.

Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.

Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.

When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.

Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.

Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough

The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.

Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.

The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.

Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.

Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.

In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.

Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.

When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.

Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.

Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.

Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.

Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.

They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.

Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.

Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.

Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.

In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.

Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.

Do you know Chuck Norris?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.

Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.

Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.

Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.

When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".

Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.

Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.

Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.

Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.

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