The Best 33 9th Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 9th jokes. There are some 9th father jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest 9th Jokes and Puns
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence with an "i" in it.
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence with an 'i' in it.
Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Johnny, when you say 'i', it should be followed by 'am'
Johnny: Okay, I am the 9th letter of the alphabet
Teacher: Use a sentence that starts with "I"
Bobby: I is...
Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is".
Bobby: I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18.
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarized as followed:
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN
A tourist decides to visit a Native American Chief who is famous for his perfect memory.
"Okay, Chief..." says the tourist,
"Let's test that memory of yours. What did you eat for breakfast on May 9th, 1972?"
The Chief thinks for a moment, and responds "Eggs."
The tourist replies, "Wow, that's incredible! You really do have a perfect memory." and leaves.
Ten years later the tourist finds himself in the Chief's neck of the woods and decides to pay him a visit.
He enters the Chief's home and respectfully greets him, saying "Hau, Chief."
The Chief promptly replies, "Scrambled."
Three bass players walk into a bar.
They're actually in the middle of performing Beethoven's 9th symphony, but there's a long section near the end where the basses don't play, so they decide to go to the bar next door and grab a drink.
To know when to come back for the end of the symphony, the bassists tie a string to the conductor's score a few pages before they start playing again. When he turns the page, it'll tug on the string and they'll know to head back to the concert hall.
So the symphony goes on, and pretty soon the conductor realizes he's in trouble.
It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded.
Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters...
Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters*
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I owe my life to justin.
On march 9th, 2012 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So I got up and turned the radio off.
Two guys are delivering a piano...
.... on the 10th floor of a walk-up building. On the 9th floor they rest for one final time.
Guy in the front: "Dude, I got good news and bad news"
Guy in the back: "Tell me the bad news first."
Guy in the front: "We're in the wrong building."
Guy in the back: "And the good news?"
Guy in the front: "We only have one more floor to go."
Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was.
It was a complete guess, but I was right.
A woman is cleaning her daughters room when she stumbles upon her diary. She sees an entry that reads: "I lost my virginitty today"
The woman starts crying.
"How can this happen? I've given her everything. Why did she do this to me? She can't be serious about this. She's in 9th grade for gods sake. How does she not know how to spell virginity?"
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence with an 'i' in it.
Little Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Johnny, when you say 'i', it should be followed by 'am'.
Little Johnny: Okay, I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.
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I owe my life to Justin Bieber.
On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.
What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?
They're both D-composed.
9th August 2021: a blond American woman is at the Canadian immigration counter......
The immigration officer is puzzled for a minute and then the light comes on.
"Thank you ma'am for that view but it is vaxxed not waxed'
Oh Bobby..what did you grow up to be!?
Teacher: Use a sentence that starts with "I"
Bobby: I is...
Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is".
Bobby: I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.
The elevator ride
A woman is on an elevator heading to the 9th floor. 3 other well dressed and wealthy women get in at the 5th floor and begin obnoxiously talking about how much they each spent on their perfume after one gives the other a compliment. The first one spouts off Chanel, $100 per bottle. The second one replies Gucci, $125 per bottle. The 3rd says Well I have you both beat! Jean Patou, $1800 per bottle! Annoyed, the first woman on the elevator goes to get off and let's out a very loud and rancid fart and says Broccoli, 59 cents a pound!
A committee has narrowed the search for a name for the newly hypothesised 9th planet.
It's between Urpenis and Urvagina.
A Milestone To Strive For In EVER Relationship.
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman movie. Our dates thus far can now be summarized as followed.
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!
A lady and I once spent our 9th date seeing the dark knight rises
So to summarise our dating life it was like this, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Batman
Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?
Because they're poor conductors!
(I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
A few months ago, a time traveller ran up to someone and shouts "I need you to say the 9th letter of the alphabet and the German founder of the philosophical doctrine of transcendental idealism, or the world will fall into chaos!"
...I Kant
Whats the difference between a man that falls from the 2nd floor & a man that falls from 9th floor?
9th floor: *Aaaaaaaahhh* - *Boom*
2nd floor: *Boom* - *Aaaaaaaahhh*
when my dad and his friends were in 9th grade...
...there was a guy called Peter in their class. Unfortunately he couldn't pass the final exams and had to stay in the same class for another year. then onwards they called him repeater.
Last night for Halloween, I saw exactly 12 people dressed like Eleven.
I know this because after the 9th 11, I swore I'd never forget.
My buddy is getting married.
The date is set for September, 9th. I told him to push it back two days so he'll never forget.
Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history?
Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president
I tried to convinthe thomeone today was the 9th
but they thaw through my false pretenthes.
Why june 9th is national sex day?
Coz 6/9.
Why is 9th grade so lit?
Because it's part of High School.
I saw a Frisbee playing a piece from Mahler's 9th on the subway yesterday.
I mean he played it well and all, but still it was a little disc concerting.
Never make a mistake of telling a Punjabi....
"The Force is within you", he might think you are refering to the 9th or 10th glass of whisky.
How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
I watched Batman with a girl on our 9th date.
It went "dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"
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