Following is our collection of funniest 9th jokes. There are some 9th father jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 9th 6th puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence with an 'i' in it.
Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Johnny, when you say 'i', it should be followed by 'am'
Johnny: Okay, I am the 9th letter of the alphabet
Bobby: I is...
Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is".
Bobby: I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.
The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18.
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN
They're actually in the middle of performing Beethoven's 9th symphony, but there's a long section near the end where the basses don't play, so they decide to go to the bar next door and grab a drink.
To know when to come back for the end of the symphony, the bassists tie a string to the conductor's score a few pages before they start playing again. When he turns the page, it'll tug on the string and they'll know to head back to the concert hall.
So the symphony goes on, and pretty soon the conductor realizes he's in trouble.
It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded.
Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters*
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I owe my life to justin.
On march 9th, 2012 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So I got up and turned the radio off.
.... on the 10th floor of a walk-up building. On the 9th floor they rest for one final time.
Guy in the front: "Dude, I got good news and bad news"
Guy in the back: "Tell me the bad news first."
Guy in the front: "We're in the wrong building."
Guy in the back: "And the good news?"
Guy in the front: "We only have one more floor to go."
It was a complete guess, but I was right.
Little Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Johnny, when you say 'i', it should be followed by 'am'.
Little Johnny: Okay, I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.
The woman starts crying.
"How can this happen? I've given her everything. Why did she do this to me? She can't be serious about this. She's in 9th grade for gods sake. How does she not know how to spell virginity?"
On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.
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They're both D-composed.
Teacher: Use a sentence that starts with "I"
Bobby: I is...
Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is".
Bobby: I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.
It's between Urpenis and Urvagina.
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman movie. Our dates thus far can now be summarized as followed.
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!
So to summarise our dating life it was like this, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Batman
Because they're poor conductors!
(I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
...I Kant
9th floor: *Aaaaaaaahhh* - *Boom*
2nd floor: *Boom* - *Aaaaaaaahhh*
...there was a guy called Peter in their class. Unfortunately he couldn't pass the final exams and had to stay in the same class for another year. then onwards they called him repeater.
I know this because after the 9th 11, I swore I'd never forget.
The date is set for September, 9th. I told him to push it back two days so he'll never forget.
Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president
but they thaw through my false pretenthes.
Coz 6/9.
Because it's part of High School.
I mean he played it well and all, but still it was a little disc concerting.
"The Force is within you", he might think you are refering to the 9th or 10th glass of whisky.
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
It went "dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"
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