9pm Jokes
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I saw two l**... kissing in the park.
"There's a time and a place for that," I told my wife.
She said, "Yeah..."
I said, "It's 9pm and my house."
My wife told me she was coming home at 9pm but came back at 5pm and caught me with another girl
Should I forgive her for her lie ?
simple rule
Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?"
Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: s**... will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."
What did the bull say to his calf at 9pm?
It's pasture bedtime!
Two ukrainian hitmen receive a job...
Two ukrainian hitmen receive a job to kill a new Russian. He was supposed to come around at 6pm, so they arrive there earlier to set up an ambush. At 9pm the
new Russian still has not shown up. So one hitman says to another, "I hope
he is ok''
Last night I really did sleep like a baby
I accidentally fell asleep and 9pm and woke up 4 hours later screaming.
A double bass player
A double bass player gets a call for a gig. Says he has to meet everyone else at the docks at 9pm. He's there waiting when he gets bashed on the head and knocked unconscious.
He wakes up ducked taped to his bass, floating in the harbour. After his first panic fades he looks around and notices several other players also ducked taped to their basses, bobbing in the water.
After a pause he yells out "Hey, do we get fed on this gig?"
"We did last year!" one answers.
Why don't women accept FaceTimes after 9PM?
Because their faces are reset back to factory settings
(I'll preface this by saying I'm not sexist)
But it's a well known fact that women never answer video calls after 9pm because their face has been restored to factory settings
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