The Best 5 9mm Pistol Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 9mm Pistol jokes. There are some 9mm pistol jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 9mm pistol puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 9mm Pistol Jokes and Puns

Went and got my first gun yesterday

Went and got a 9mm pistol I go to pay for the gun and the cashier says strip down facing me
Realizing this is probably because of gun wackos I did as she instructed
When the shrieking from customers and alarms stopped I realized the cashier was referring to how I should swipe my credit card

You know you're addicted to games...

When you walk into the bank and see a camera and your first instinct is to take your 9mm pistol to shoot it.

I was hiking with my buddy. Suddenly, a 10ft grizzly bear appeared out of nowhere.

The bear started to charge at both of us. Luckily, I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my buddy's kneecap was all it took. I walked away at a comfortable pace.

A hike with my girlfriend

Once I was hiking in the woods with my girlfriend when suddenly a huge bear charged right at us. We must've gotten close to her cubs or something. Luckily, I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took to get away.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend.



Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad.

We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me.

One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took.

I could walk away at a comfortable pace.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 9mm pistol jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 9mm pistol piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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