9mm Jokes
19 9mm jokes and hilarious 9mm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 9mm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 9mm Short Jokes
Short 9mm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 9mm humour may include short firearm jokes also.
- The other day I got pulled over by a cop. When he walked up, I pulled out my 9mm... Once he stopped laughing, he wrote me up for indecent exposure...
- Studies have shown that American youth has already started using the metric system Nowadays you can even find students from various schools in America using 9mm
- News just in that American teachers will now be armed with 9mm Glocks. Librarians will be issued silencers.
- A cop pulled me over and I flashed him my 9mm. You could imagine he didn't take me very seriously after that and brought me up on public exposure charges. Guess he wasn't DTF.
- Did you know that shot sizes are different in different places? In most of the US it's usually 50mL but in Detroit it's usually 9mm.
- A guy walks into a bar ... He asks "Can i have a shot ?"
Bartender "Sure, wine or whiskey ?"
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He says "9mm"
- You know you're addicted to games... When you walk into the bank and see a camera and your first instinct is to take your 9mm p**... to shoot it.
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9mm One Liners
Which 9mm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 9mm? I can suggest the ones about compartment and handgun.
- What's the best type of shot for an anti-vaxxer? A 9mm.
- When your classmates are laughing at your 9 centimetre But they haven't seen your 9mm yet
- I Just Bought A New 9MM With A Lifetime Warranty! It's a Craftsman!
- They used to make fun of my 9cm in the locker room... They've yet to see my 9mm.
- Yo dawg...pass me my 9mm I didn't realize these bolts were metric
Playful 9mm Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about 9mm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean registration jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 9mm pranks.
Went and got my first gun yesterday
Went and got a 9mm p**... I go to pay for the gun and the cashier says s**... down facing me
Realizing this is probably because of gun wackos I did as she instructed
When the shrieking from customers and alarms stopped I realized the cashier was referring to how I should swipe my credit card
I was hiking with my buddy. Suddenly, a 10ft grizzly bear appeared out of nowhere.
The bear started to charge at both of us. Luckily, I had my 9mm p**... with me. One shot to my buddy's kneecap was all it took. I walked away at a comfortable pace.
A hike with my girlfriend
Once I was hiking in the woods with my girlfriend when suddenly a huge bear charged right at us. We must've gotten close to her cubs or something. Luckily, I had my 9mm p**... with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took to get away.
GOT MY CONCEALED GUN PERMIT YESTERDAY
went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.
When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "s**... down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
I still don't think I looked that bad.