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How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred thousand!
One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.

A - Lert
B - l**...
C - invisible muggers OUT side
should one dial 999 or have a 99 - with 1 FLAKE - in charge : ALERT : 2 flakes of snow IN Northernmost Scotland - me brother emigrated there from 1,OOO year harried Manchester WHO will secede to FREE Scotland hamstrung by OIL

I got this German girls phone number

She was being difficult about it but I eventually got it:
999 999 99 99
(Possible OC)

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