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How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A hundred thousand!
One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.
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I'm:
A - Lert
B - l**...
C - invisible muggers OUT side
should one dial 999 or have a 99 - with 1 FLAKE - in charge : ALERT : 2 flakes of snow IN Northernmost Scotland - me brother emigrated there from 1,OOO year harried Manchester WHO will secede to FREE Scotland hamstrung by OIL
The Anti-Thieves Machine
Science is amazing. Some european scientists made a breakthrough and invented an Anti-Thieves Machine. It detects and catches the thieves in the streets of various cities through the world with an accuracy of 99,9%! Of course that various countries were interested. Germany got 2, France got 3, Greece got 4, Italy got 5 and Portugal, true to its *showoff* image, got 10.
After one hour, in Germany, 100 hundred thieves got caught. In France more than 250 thieves got caught. In Greece more than 350 thieves were caught. In Italy, more than 500 thieves were caught. In Portugal, after 30 minutes, all the machines were stolen.
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