98th Jokes

A man has his 98th birthday

A man has his 98th birthday. They wheel in a giant cake, and a sexy 21-year-old blonde jumps out.

She whispers to him "I can give you some super sex."

So the old man replies, "Well then, I'll have the soup."

At my new job I have 500 people under me.

I work on the 98th floor.

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