The Best 5 9296 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 9296 jokes. There are some 9296 lay jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 9296 people puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 9296 Jokes and Puns

So I said to a girl how would you like to be the sun in my life and she said yes

But than she said stay 92.96 million miles away from me

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

Hey girl do you want to be the sun in my life?

Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

The sun is 92.96 million miles from earth

Or approximately 8 CVS receipts

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

...because it's 92.96 million miles away.


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