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So I said to a girl how would you like to be the sun in my life and she said yes

But than she said stay 92.96 million miles away from me

Hey girl do you want to be the sun in my life?

Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

The sun is 92.96 million miles from earth

Or approximately 8 CVS receipts

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

...because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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