Gather Around for Fun 90yearold Jokes and Laughter with Friends
Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs?
Depends.
Three old farts talking
Three very elderly men are discussing their medical woes.
The 70-year-old says,
\- I have an awful time with my bladder. I have to go all the time, and sometimes it comes on pretty suddenly."
The 80-year-old says,
\- It's my bowels. Hardly any control at all. Always having to jam this walker to full speed."
The 90-year-old retorts,
\- I've got it all over you guys. Bladder works find, 7 AM like clockwork. Bowels at eight. Everything works like it order. Long pause;
\- I only wish I could wake up before noon.
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.
The other is getting oral sex from an 90-year-old toothless woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?
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Don't look down.
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting oral sex from an 90-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?
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One of my next-door neighbours is a 90-year-old man suffering from Alzheimer's.
Every single morning at 9 a.m. he knocks on my door and he asks me if I have seen his wife. Which means that every single morning at 9 a.m. I have to explain to a 90-year-old man suffering from Alzheimer's that his wife has been dead for quite some time. Now, I've thought about moving. I've thought about not answering my door in the morning. But to be honest, it's worth it just to see the smile on his face.
My 90-year-old dad was giving a talk at our local library about his World War II experiences.
During the question-and-answer period, he was asked, How did you know the war was over?
He replied, They stopped shooting at me.
