90mph Jokes

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A young woman is speeding down a country road going 90MPH and she gets pulled over by a police officer.

"Young lady, I've been waiting for you all day" he says.
She replies, "I know I came as fast as I could officer! "

What's Red, Green, and goes 90mph?

A frog in a blender.

I got pulled over the other day

So I was driving down the highway in my new Mercedes doin' about 80mph. I see red and blue flashin' lights in my rear-view mirror. I think to myself, 'I'm in a new Mercedes! Who could catch me?' So I start speedin' up 90mph, 100mph, 110mph, 120mph. He's still there. So I pull over and the cop takes my license and papers without sayin' a word. He comes back and says, "I've been pulling people over all day for speeding. If you can give me an excuse that I haven't heard, I'll let you go." So I sit there for a second then say to the officer, "Well, sir, my wife left me to live with a police officer the other day. So I thought you were trying to give her back!"

A guy gets pulled over on the highway going 90mph in a 55mph zone...

Deputy walks up to the window and says to the guy "I clocked you at 90mph in a 55mph zone, can I see your drivers license"? "Don't got it" says the guy. Deputy then asks for his insurance card to which the guy replies "I think I saw one next to the gun in the glove box". Deputy says "Why do you have a gun in the glove box"? "How else was I supposed tie up a woman, throw her in the trunk, and steal her car?" says the guy.
Just then the Sheriff arrives and the Deputy tells him the situation. Sheriff walks up to the guy and says "My Deputy tells me that you have a gun which you used to steal this car from the owner who is t**... in the trunk, and you don't have a license. Is this correct"? Guy says "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! He probably told you I was speeding too".

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