90 Seconds Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 90 Seconds jokes. There are some 90 seconds jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 90 seconds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing & Witty 90 Seconds Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds.

Poor guy.

Why are 9/11 victims great readers?

They can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds


Two friends were walking by when they saw a poster with a joke on it. It said "Are you cold at the moment? Come to the corner, it's 90 degrees."

"Wow," said the first friend. "That's acute joke."
"Eh, not really." said the second friend. "Actually it's all right."

A 90 year old woman had just lost her husband of 70 years. She phoned the local paper to put her loss in the obituary.

The receptionist tells her that its £1 per word.
"Oh my. I don't have much money so can you just write 'Mort is dead,' please?"

Feeling sorry for the poor old lady, the receptionist tells her she can have another 3 words, free of charge.

The recently widowed OAP thinks for a second and says: " Mort is dead. Volvo for sale."

A 90 year old woman is getting married for the fourth time.

A news crew is there to document the story. The reporter asks the woman about her odd marital past. "Let me get this right," he says. "Your first husband was a banker. Your second husband was a clown. Your third husband was a doctor, and you're about to marry a mortician. Why the menagerie of different men?" She smirked and said "It was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."

9/11 victims are the fastest readers

They went through 90 stories in 10 seconds.

An Accordion Player Stops For Beer

An accordion player stops at a convenience store to grab a six pack.

As he's closing the car door he sees his accordion in the back seat and has a split thought that maybe he should put it in the trunk, but then thinks nah, he's literally gonna be just 20 feet away for 2 minutes.

The guy's in the shop for only 90 seconds, but as he's coming out sees that his rear window has been smashed. He shouts "oh no, not again"!

He looks in the back seat, and sure enough, there's three accordions.

There was a man who wasn't creative

He named his kids numbers in the order they were born (the first child was 1, second child 2 and so on)

After he had 100 kids , a fire burned his house down leaving only one child. 90

90 grew up and had his own kids that weren't creative and when they saw a stray dog , they took him in and called him 'that'

One hot summer day 'that' was run over by a car

Ofc they replaced 'that' but they never forgot him

Only 90's kids remember that

My wife says I'm a lot like Wordle

Not that hard and only fun for 90 seconds.

My girlfriend thinks Conor Mcgregor and I are the same.

Boy did he proved her wrong last night. Lasted way longer than 90 seconds.

My sex life (Dirty)

My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action

You can explore 90 seconds reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 90 seconds dad jokes. There are also 90 seconds puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Pete Rose had a 90 second ovation at the all star game. It brought a tear to his eye....

Because he took the over.

Why are 9/11 victims such good readers?

They can go through 90 stories in under 10 seconds!

The parade has been on for more than 1.5 minutes and now I'm confused...

... because at the beginning, the announcer clearly said "Welcome to the 90-second Thanksgiving Day parade!"

Want to Hulu and chill?

There's like 90 seconds of ads so you won't miss any of the show.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 90 seconds puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 90 seconds piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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