The Best 7 90 Percent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 90 Percent jokes. There are some 90 percent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 90 percent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 90 Percent Jokes and Puns

When a woman wears a bikini, she has 90 percent of her body exposed

Men, being the gentleman that we are, only look at the other 10 percent. (Hopefully not a repost)

Scientists Discover Food That Lowers Womens' Sex Drive By 90 Percent

'Wedding Cake'

90 percent of adults admitted to having some form of sexual interaction in the office.

I licked an envelope once.

What skill requires 90 percent arm strength and 10 percent groan noises

Tennis

After spending 90 days in the Persian Gulf, a sailor goes to complain to his master chief.

"Chief, I joined the Navy to see the world." The master chief replies, "Sailor, the Earth is 75 percent water. The navy showed you that, if you want to see the other 25 percent, join the army."


Father(to son): Son, you should be getting 90 percent marks this time.

Son: No Dad, I will get a 100 percent.

Father: Don't joke with me.

Son: Who started?

Scientists have discovered a certain activity that diminishes a woman's anger by 90 percent.

SHOPPING

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 90 percent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 90 percent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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