90 Percent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 90 Percent jokes. Read 90 percent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 90 percent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Silly 90 Percent Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

When a woman wears a bikini, she has 90 percent of her body exposed

Men, being the gentleman that we are, only look at the other 10 percent. (Hopefully not a repost)

Scientists Discover Food That Lowers Womens' s**... Drive By 90 Percent

'Wedding Cake'

90 percent of adults admitted to having some form of s**... interaction in the office.

I licked an envelope once.

What skill requires 90 percent arm strength and 10 percent groan noises


After spending 90 days in the Persian Gulf, a sailor goes to complain to his master chief.

"Chief, I joined the Navy to see the world." The master chief replies, "Sailor, the Earth is 75 percent water. The navy showed you that, if you want to see the other 25 percent, join the army."

Father(to son): Son, you should be getting 90 percent marks this time.

Son: No Dad, I will get a 100 percent.

Father: Don't joke with me.

Son: Who started?

Scientists have discovered a certain activity that diminishes a woman's anger by 90 percent.


Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the 90 percent puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working 90 percent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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