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16 8yearold jokes and hilarious 8yearold puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 8yearold that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short 8yearold Jokes

Short 8yearold puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 8yearold humour may include short pair jokes also.

  1. My 8-year-old wrote a dinosaur joke What do you get when you cross a T-Rex and a human?
    A T-Rex
  2. A woman who injected her 8-year-old daughter with botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. Reports say the child didn't look surprised.
  3. What do you call an old snowman? Water...

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    *Courtesy of my 8-year-old this morning. Merry Christmas!*
  4. What kind of table is good for your health? A vegetable!
    This joke was made by adorable 8-year-old niece!
    It wasn't. It was made by a 27 year old. Me. It was made by me.
  5. What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland? Wooden shoe like me to tell you.
    [Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one]
  6. My 8-year-old son made this joke yesterday: "Dad, let's play some catch after you're back from the store buying cigarettes."
  7. From my 8-year-old: What does Santa say if you get too close to him with a cold? You're on the snotty list!
  8. Why are cows such great coworkers? Because they're out standing in their field.
    My 8-year-old nephew said this joke today and he can't stop laughing. I thought you all would enjoy it.
  9. Two Muslim vampires are discussing the weather... Vampire 1: It's really Sunni outside.
    Vampire 2: Shiite!
    Courtesy of my 8-year-old.
  10. What do you call a disembodied nose? Nobody nose.
    My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.
8yearold joke, What do you call a disembodied nose?


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about 8yearold can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 8yearold puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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8yearold joke, What do you call a disembodied nose?

Hilarious 8yearold Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about 8yearold you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean typical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 8yearold prank.

m**...

An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest m**....
He said, "What are you doing father?"
"It's called m**...," the priest replied. "You'll be doing this soon."
"Why father?" he asked.
"Because my wrist is killing me," the priest replied.

Little 8-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: What are you doing there, Nancy?

My goldfish died, Nancy sobbed. And I've just buried him.
The obnoxious neighbour laughed and said condescendingly: That's a really big hole for a little goldfish, don't you think?
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth with her shovel and replied: That's because he's inside your cat.

Why did you ask?

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: "Daddy, what is s**...?" The Dad was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
The father asked her: "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied,"Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."

The two troublemakers

A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"

I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work day.

As we were walking around, she started crying and getting quite cranky, so i asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round she sobbed:
"Daddy where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"

A guy is making out with a girl and things are going well...

When he thinks, "hey things are going my way quickly, so screw second base, I'm going for third."
He tries, but the girl backs off, and she says "wow, that's a little presumptuous don't you think?"
The man replies "Presumptuous? That's a pretty big word for an 8-year-old..."

My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards.

My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards.
*He takes s**... poker very seriously.*

8yearold joke, My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards.

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