8year Jokes

23 8year jokes and hilarious 8year puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 8year that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest 8year Short Jokes

Short 8year jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 8year humour may include short whip jokes also.

  1. A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken
  2. The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. The child didn't look surprised.
  3. My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk?
    A: BOO-Bees!
    And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times.
  4. Pedophiles 2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile.
    I don't.
    I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds.
  5. What do you call a person from Hamburg? German
    (My 8-year old was very proud of coming up with this one!)
  6. Dad, what do you call a fish with two legs? A two-knee fish.
    Courtesy of my 8-year old. Thought it was pretty good lol.
  7. I went fishing and caught a bass, a catfish and a hammerfer. What's a hammerfer? Fer driving nails.
    My 8year old friend thinks this is the greatest joke, I thought so too when I was his age.
  8. What do you call a reptile that gives sound financial advice? An Invest-i-Gator .
    Courtesy of my 8-year old daughter. :)
  9. Did you hear about the 8-year old dairy farmer? He had to repeat 3rd grade because he was a slow churner.

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8year One Liners

Which 8year one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 8year? I can suggest the ones about dark and lazy.

  1. What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken.
  2. What do you get when you put an 8-year old in the fridge? A chilled!
  3. Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses?
    With breast tissue.

8year joke, Direct from my 8-year old:

Laughter 8year Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about 8year you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chicken jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 8year pranks.

My 8-year-old wrote a dinosaur joke

What do you get when you cross a T-Rex and a human?
A T-Rex

8-year old Alex had a crush on his teacher, so he stayed behind in recess.

The teacher asked Alex if something was wrong, since he wasn't out with the others.
"It's because I'm in love with you, Alex told her.
"Well," the teacher replied - "What If I don't like small children?".
"Then...we'll just have to be careful, I guess".

Little 8-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: What are you doing there, Nancy?

My goldfish died, Nancy sobbed. And I've just buried him.
The obnoxious neighbour laughed and said condescendingly: That's a really big hole for a little goldfish, don't you think?
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth with her shovel and replied: That's because he's inside your cat.

Why did you ask?

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: "Daddy, what is s**...?" The Dad was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
The father asked her: "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied,"Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."

Caution before taking kids to work.

An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'. As they were walking around the office, the young girl starting crying and getting very cranky, her father asked what was wrong with her.
As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?

I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her…

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work day.

As we were walking around, she started crying and getting quite cranky, so i asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round she sobbed:
"Daddy where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"

My 8-year-old son made this joke yesterday:

"Dad, let's play some catch after you're back from the store buying cigarettes."

From my 8-year-old: What does Santa say if you get too close to him with a cold?

You're on the snotty list!

8-year old Billy comes home from school with a note from his teacher.

It says, "Billy stole a pencil from the student next to him." Billy's father is furious. He goes to great lengths to lecture Billy and let him know how upset and disappointed he is, and he grounds the boy for two weeks.
Finally, he concludes, "Anyway, Billy, if you needed a pencil, why didn't you just say something? You know very well that I can bring you dozens of pencils from work."

8year joke, Direct from my 8-year old: