The Best 23 8th Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest 8th jokes. There are some 8th dead jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 8th 4th puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny 8th Jokes and Puns

On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ...

... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century.

7 shots

So a man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 vodka shots
The bartender asks the man what's the special occasion the man says
" I just experienced my first blow job" .
And the bartender says "congrats how about a 8th shot on the house" and the man goes
" if 7 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth I don't know what will

Last year, 7th grade students were forced to clean the entire school.

This year, the principal said, "Last year, the 7th grade student did the cleaning. This year, let the 8th grade students do it."

Dave and John are playing a round of golf...

Dave is lining up his put on the 8th green when they hear a car coming along the road that runs parallel to the course. Upon seeing a hearse, Dave stands away from his ball, takes his cap off and bows his head until it passes.
"That was very decent of you Dave."
"Yea, she was a good wife."

In 8th grade english class I wrote a script titled "The Pun"

The very first set description in the script said that the stage was to be painted over with random words and phrases.

When I handed in the assignment, my teacher came up to me and asked: "Why is your script titled 'The Pun' and why is the floor covered with phrases?"

"Because my script is a play on words!"


Jenga Towers

At Highschool we have a test every week and my teacher lets the person with the highest score bring in their favourite board game. For years, my favourite game has been Jenga, the falling towers game.

So on friday the 8th in the first week of September I finally get the highest score and the teacher tells me I can bring in a board game on monday.

mfw I walk into class on 9/11 with Jenga and I'm a muslim...

Me: I have cheated once

Wife: me too

Me: first april...

Wife: 8th october

My wife's p***y is like the 8th wonder of the world.

A popular destination for tourists.

8th Harry Potter book confirmed, you'll never believe who wrote it...

J.K.

We'll receive our Christmas presents on the 8th of Jan

Coz Santa needs to quarantine for 14 days.

A husband gets home after playing golf.....

And his wife asks how it went to which he replies "It went very well, except when I hit that goose on the 8th hole" The wife then replies "How many strokes is a goose?"

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An Amish couple go to the city

So an Amish man and woman head to the big city for the first time. When they book they hotel the see that they are on the 8th floor.
A they head towards the elevator they see a hideous woman get in and go to the top floor. When the elevator comes back down a beautiful woman gets out.
When the man sees this he tells his wife "quick, get in the elevator!"

When I found out that girls fart, I was in my 8th grade gym class.

The girl that I had a crush on let one rip while stretching, and I took the blame for it. I decided to ask her out after class that day as well. Needless to say, her parents were called and I lost my job.

TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english

Sorry, wrong sub.

What did the 8th century Anglo-Saxon king say when his brother tackled him?

Get Offa me

I said hi to a feminist today.

The court case is decided for November 8th.

What's the 8th wonder of the world?

Great Wall of Jina

What is the spookiest day of the year?

November 8th.

So March 8th was International Womens day, so when's international Men's day?

Who am I kidding, that's every day lol


What does a stereotypical 8th grade dance and this joke have in common?

The punch line is outrageous.

You know a good stock to invest in right now?

Clorox Bleach. The stock will be blooming come November 8th.

8th cat means 8 dead cats to clean up

Bush

My friend who is terrified of flying just texted me that hes flying to chicago for thanksgiving and that the radio is playing glycerin by bush and how it reminds him of 8th grade.
Then i answer: if the plane starts going down maybe they will play everything zen!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 8th seventh jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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