8ball Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious 8ball puns

I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me...

Outlook not so good.


Did you know that drinking the fluid in a magic 8-ball will let you see the future?

I actually have a friend who tried it. He said "I'm going to die" and he was right.


Hey, Magic 8-Ball. Why can't I check my work email?

"Outlook not so good."


Do you think Michael J Fox....?

Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?


Did you hear about the guy who had his knee replaced with a Magic 8-Ball?

He had a prophetic prosthetic.


How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball


A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation...

A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation. His friend says "nice win, play again?" He responds "Okay, but Iraq."


What's the difference between a small child and an 8-ball of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let an 8-ball fall out the window.


8-ball liquid

Did you know that if you drink the blue liquid that's in those magic 8-ball toys, you can see the future? Trust me, my friend Jack did, and he said he was going to die, and then he did


What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!


What are the most funny 8ball jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about 8ball? Well, here are the best 8ball dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and 8ball pick up lines to share with friends.


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