The Best 8 8ball Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 8ball jokes. There are some 8ball child jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 8ball clapton puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 8ball Jokes and Puns

I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me...

Outlook not so good.

Did you know that drinking the fluid in a magic 8-ball will let you see the future?

I actually have a friend who tried it. He said "I'm going to die" and he was right.

Hey, Magic 8-Ball. Why can't I check my work email?

"Outlook not so good."

Do you think Michael J Fox....?

Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?

Did you hear about the guy who had his knee replaced with a Magic 8-Ball?

He had a prophetic prosthetic.


How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation...

A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation. His friend says "nice win, play again?" He responds "Okay, but Iraq."

8-ball liquid

Did you know that if you drink the blue liquid that's in those magic 8-ball toys, you can see the future? Trust me, my friend Jack did, and he said he was going to die, and then he did

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 8ball magic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 8ball small piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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