810 Jokes
19 810 jokes and hilarious 810 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 810 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 810 Short Jokes
Short 810 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 810 humour may include short snow jokes also.
- How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
- The iPhone 8/10 unveiling was pretty great But the 9/11 announcement will be pretty awkward and unforgettable next year
- My wife asked me if I'd look down on her for not wearing a bra. I said yes, but only 8-10 below where I normally look
- A student tell his memory about roommates in dormitory where 8-10 students lived together in one room.
- 8/10 black men say they enjoy shower s**.... 8/10 black men say they enjoy shower s**....
The other two haven't been to prison - Statistically, 9/10 people enjoy g**...… Actually 8/10.
Her father is starting to regret it now.
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810 One Liners
Which 810 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 810? I can suggest the ones about announcer and park.
- I heard 8/10 Americans are bad at math... Glad to know I'm in the other 2%.
- I heard 8/10 people are bad at math.. Good to know I'm in the other 2%
- What's the devil's favorite time of day? It's 8:10
- Are you today's date Bc you are 8/10
- Why did grass do 8/10? Because bush did 9/11.
- In the court, the judge asked me how 8-10 years sounded. I replied "pretty s**..."
- Research found that statistically, 8/10 people enjoy gang r**....
Hilarious 810 Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about 810 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breakfast jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 810 pranks.
Snow wife.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
A man comes to see a urologist...
"When is your earliest urination in the day and how regular is it"? - the doctor asks him.
"Every day, at exactly 8:00, I urinate" - the man responds.
"That's good. How about defecation? Any obstruction"?
"Every day, at exactly 8:10, I d**..., without any obstructions whatsoever" - the man responds.
"That's good, too. But why did you come to see me, then"?
"Because I don't wake up until 9:00"!
"Well, here is your problem," the doctor says to the first-time father. "It seems that this child needs a diaper change."
The new father replies, "That can't be! The package said it was good for 8-10 pounds."
A father comes into the hospital with his child.
Well, here is your problem, said the doctor, it looks like he needs a diaper change,
That can't be! the father replies the package said it was good for 8-10 pounds,