80year Jokes
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How do you get an 80-year-old woman to yell, "F**k"?
You get another 80-year-old woman right next to her to yell, "Bingo!"
An 80-year old man finds his wife doing a handstand n**... against a wall.
Shocked, he asks, "what are you doing?
She replies, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop it in."
What does a mathematician call their 80-year old grandmother?
An octagram.
An 80-year old man walks into a bar
He walks over to the bartender and orders a beer when the bartender asks for ID. Are you kidding me? I'm 80 years old the old man says. The bartender apologizes, still resisted he had to see the guys ID. So the old man pays and gives the bartender the change back It's for carding me, I take it as a compliment!
The bartender says Thanks, works every time
An 80-year-old man goes to his doctor after undergoing a full body image testing and asks him "What is the result, Doc?"
The doctor asks him "What is your zodiac sign?" Though confused, he replies "Cancer, why?" The doctor turns his head to the man and says "what a coincidence!"
What does an 80-year old pirate say?
Aigh, matey.
What does an 80-year-old person taste like?
Depends.
An 80-year old man walks into the doctor's office for his regular check-up.
The doctor says to him, Ahh, Ted, how are you feeling?
Great, says the old man. I have an 18-year old wife, and she's pregnant with my child.
The doctor gives a concerned look and says to Ted, Ted, let me tell you a story. See, I have this hunter friend and one early morning, he goes out hunting, but is in such a hurry that he grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, as he is hunting, he spots a
lion. He aims at the lion with his umbrella and shoots at it. Bam! The lion falls dead to the ground.
What?! cries the old man. Why? that's impossible! Someone else must have shot the lion.
Exactly! says the doctor.
An 80-year old man gets a check-up...
An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.
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