Happy 80year Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
How do you get an 80-year-old woman to yell, "F**k"?
You get another 80-year-old woman right next to her to yell, "Bingo!"
An 80-year old man finds his wife doing a handstand naked against a wall.
Shocked, he asks, "what are you doing?
She replies, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop it in."
What does a mathematician call their 80-year old grandmother?
An octagram.
An 80-year old man walks into a bar
He walks over to the bartender and orders a beer when the bartender asks for ID. Are you kidding me? I'm 80 years old the old man says. The bartender apologizes, still resisted he had to see the guys ID. So the old man pays and gives the bartender the change back It's for carding me, I take it as a compliment!
The bartender says Thanks, works every time
An 80-year-old man goes to his doctor after undergoing a full body image testing and asks him "What is the result, Doc?"
The doctor asks him "What is your zodiac sign?" Though confused, he replies "Cancer, why?" The doctor turns his head to the man and says "what a coincidence!"
