80th Jokes

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The Best jokes about 80th

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Man, I wish I had paid for all that music...

Happy Birthday Henry

Old widower Henry is celebrating his 80th birthday in the retirement home, and his friends decide to hire a hooker to entertain him. So early that evening, a beautiful blond shows up at his door, and says "HI, I'm Susie, and I'm here to give you super sex."

Henry looks her over, thinks for a minute, and says "Eh, I'll take the soup."

It was an old man's 80th birthday...

It was an old man's 80th birthday and his friends wanted to get him a special gift. After some discussion they decide to have a hooker come to his house that night and give him the time of his life. Later that evening as the old man was getting ready for bed he hears the doorbell ring. He opens the door and sees a hooker standing there in a sexy outfit. The hooker says to the old man "I'm here to give you super sex!" The old man thinks for a second and says to the hooker "I'll take the soup".

My favorite pirate joke (no arrr)

Say it out loud.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I'm 80!


Two old guys are drinking

Two elderly men are out drinking one evening. They've been friends since childhood and they are both approaching their 80th birthdays. As they sit at the bar and reminisce about their lives one of the men glances across the bar and sees another couple of buddies who are also up in years out drinking as well. The man elbows his friend and says "Hey, you see those two old geezers over there drinking on the other side of the bar? That's gonna be us in 10 years." His buddy looks at him dumbfounded and says "That's a mirror dipshit!"

What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?

I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this

It's a man's 80th birthday

His buddies decide to hire him a call girl as a gift. The wheel him into a hotel room and on the bed is a gorgeous blonde. His buddies leave the room and she says "I'm here to give you super sex!". The old man looks at her and says "I'll take the soup".

What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

So this guy sends his dad a hooker for his 80th birthday..

She bangs on the door and he opens it. Squinting at her he asks what she wants. She's replies that she's there for super sex. He says, I'll take the soup.


It's a Mob boss' 80th birthday

Three henchmen gathered around to see what they should do for his 80th. One of the henchmen says
The boss is old, he hasn't seen many women.
Another henchman says
We should get him something super
The third henchman says
Maybe a stripper?
All of the henchmen say at once
A super-stripper! Great idea!
They all go to a exclusive club and they sit the boss down, the henchmen pitch their idea,
Hey boss, considering we are at a club and it's your 80th birthday, we got you a super-stripper!
The boss, who is hard of hearing, replies
A what?
The henchmen all yell
A SUPER-STRIPPER
The boss says back to all three henchmen,

I'll take the soup

Today marks the 80th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster.

Next up: Led Zeppelin.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I'M EIGHTY!
(Aye Matey!)

Told my gran she needs to write an invite list for her 80th birthday party

She said that's grand I've got the one from my 70th there just cross off the ones that are dead

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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