Laughable 80th Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
Credit to my sister
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Man, I wish I had paid for all that music...
Happy Birthday Henry
Old widower Henry is celebrating his 80th birthday in the retirement home, and his friends decide to hire a h**... to entertain him. So early that evening, a beautiful blond shows up at his door, and says "HI, I'm Susie, and I'm here to give you super s**...."
Henry looks her over, thinks for a minute, and says "Eh, I'll take the soup."
My favorite pirate joke (no arrr)
Say it out loud.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
I'm 80!
What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?
I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this
It's a man's 80th birthday
His buddies decide to hire him a call girl as a gift. The wheel him into a hotel room and on the bed is a gorgeous blonde. His buddies leave the room and she says "I'm here to give you super s**...!". The old man looks at her and says "I'll take the soup".
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
So this guy sends his dad a h**... for his 80th birthday..
She bangs on the door and he opens it. Squinting at her he asks what she wants. She's replies that she's there for super s**.... He says, I'll take the soup.
What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?
"I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
Today marks the 80th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster.
Next up: Led Zeppelin.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
I'M EIGHTY!
(Aye Matey!)
Told my gran she needs to write an invite list for her 80th birthday party
She said that's grand I've got the one from my 70th there just cross off the ones that are dead
