80th Jokes
22 80th jokes and hilarious 80th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 80th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 80th Short Jokes
Short 80th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 80th humour may include short sixth jokes also.
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music...
- My favorite pirate joke (no arrr) Say it out loud.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
I'm 80! - What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this
- What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday? "I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
- Told my gran she needs to write an invite list for her 80th birthday party She said that's grand I've got the one from my 70th there just cross off the ones that are dead
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80th One Liners
Which 80th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 80th? I can suggest the ones about birthday and ninth.
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey
Credit to my sister - What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey
- Today marks the 80th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Next up: Led Zeppelin.
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I'M EIGHTY!
(Aye Matey!) - What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I'm eighty.
- Why do the French smoke m**... on their 80th birthday? Because 420
Laughable 80th Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about 80th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean french jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 80th pranks.
Happy Birthday Henry
Old widower Henry is celebrating his 80th birthday in the retirement home, and his friends decide to hire a h**... to entertain him. So early that evening, a beautiful blond shows up at his door, and says "HI, I'm Susie, and I'm here to give you super s**...."
Henry looks her over, thinks for a minute, and says "Eh, I'll take the soup."
It's a man's 80th birthday
His buddies decide to hire him a call girl as a gift. The wheel him into a hotel room and on the bed is a gorgeous blonde. His buddies leave the room and she says "I'm here to give you super s**...!". The old man looks at her and says "I'll take the soup".
So this guy sends his dad a h**... for his 80th birthday..
She bangs on the door and he opens it. Squinting at her he asks what she wants. She's replies that she's there for super s**.... He says, I'll take the soup.
It's a Mob boss' 80th birthday
Three henchmen gathered around to see what they should do for his 80th. One of the henchmen says
The boss is old, he hasn't seen many women.
Another henchman says
We should get him something super
The third henchman says
Maybe a stripper?
All of the henchmen say at once
A super-stripper! Great idea!
They all go to a exclusive club and they sit the boss down, the henchmen pitch their idea,
Hey boss, considering we are at a club and it's your 80th birthday, we got you a super-stripper!
The boss, who is hard of hearing, replies
A what?
The henchmen all yell
A SUPER-STRIPPER
The boss says back to all three henchmen,
I'll take the soup
Two old guys are drinking
Two elderly men are out drinking one evening. They've been friends since childhood and they are both approaching their 80th birthdays. As they sit at the bar and reminisce about their lives one of the men glances across the bar and sees another couple of buddies who are also up in years out drinking as well. The man elbows his friend and says "Hey, you see those two old geezers over there drinking on the other side of the bar? That's gonna be us in 10 years." His buddy looks at him dumbfounded and says "That's a mirror d**...!"
