The Best 13 80th Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 80th jokes. There are some 80th happy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 80th ninth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 80th Jokes and Puns

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

Credit to my sister

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Man, I wish I had paid for all that music...

Happy Birthday Henry

Old widower Henry is celebrating his 80th birthday in the retirement home, and his friends decide to hire a hooker to entertain him. So early that evening, a beautiful blond shows up at his door, and says "HI, I'm Susie, and I'm here to give you super sex."

Henry looks her over, thinks for a minute, and says "Eh, I'll take the soup."

My favorite pirate joke (no arrr)

Say it out loud.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I'm 80!


What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?

I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this

It's a man's 80th birthday

His buddies decide to hire him a call girl as a gift. The wheel him into a hotel room and on the bed is a gorgeous blonde. His buddies leave the room and she says "I'm here to give you super sex!". The old man looks at her and says "I'll take the soup".

80th joke, It's a man's 80th birthday

What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

So this guy sends his dad a hooker for his 80th birthday..

She bangs on the door and he opens it. Squinting at her he asks what she wants. She's replies that she's there for super sex. He says, I'll take the soup.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Today marks the 80th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster.

Next up: Led Zeppelin.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I'M EIGHTY!
(Aye Matey!)

Told my gran she needs to write an invite list for her 80th birthday party

She said that's grand I've got the one from my 70th there just cross off the ones that are dead

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