Hilarious 80mph Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What does a non-moving cat and a motorcycle traveling at 80mph have in common?
They make the same sound.
When I was learning to drive, my parents told me I should never be on a highway where the flow of traffic was going more that 80mph.
Then I moved to Florida.
Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph
Lying b**...!
How many hours
A guys asked he's wife "how many hours will it take me to get to 80 miles going 80mph" the wife looks at him confused and answers "80 hours"