4+ Hilarious 80mph Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

80mph Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 80mph jokes. There are some 80mph mirror jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 80mph day puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious 80mph Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What does a non-moving cat and a motorcycle traveling at 80mph have in common?

They make the same sound.

When I was learning to drive, my parents told me I should never be on a highway where the flow of traffic was going more that 80mph.

Then I moved to Florida.

Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph

Lying b**...!

How many hours

A guys asked he's wife "how many hours will it take me to get to 80 miles going 80mph" the wife looks at him confused and answers "80 hours"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 80mph word puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 80mph takes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.