80mph Jokes

Following is our collection of back humor and mirror one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 80mph puns for adults, dirty catch jokes or clean day gags for kids.

There is an abundance of word jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on 80mph. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any takes witze you can hear about 80mph.

The Best jokes about 80mph

I got pulled over the other day

So I was driving down the highway in my new Mercedes doin' about 80mph. I see red and blue flashin' lights in my rear-view mirror. I think to myself, 'I'm in a new Mercedes! Who could catch me?' So I start speedin' up 90mph, 100mph, 110mph, 120mph. He's still there. So I pull over and the cop takes my license and papers without sayin' a word. He comes back and says, "I've been pulling people over all day for speeding. If you can give me an excuse that I haven't heard, I'll let you go." So I sit there for a second then say to the officer, "Well, sir, my wife left me to live with a police officer the other day. So I thought you were trying to give her back!"

What does a non-moving cat and a motorcycle traveling at 80mph have in common?

They make the same sound.

When I was learning to drive, my parents told me I should never be on a highway where the flow of traffic was going more that 80mph.

Then I moved to Florida.

Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph

Lying Bastards!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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