The Best 2 80 Percent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 80 Percent jokes. There are some 80 percent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 80 percent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 80 Percent Jokes and Puns

So, ya know how Jesus walked on water?

I figured that babies were 80 percent water and so that means...

I'm using my one prison call to tell you this.

Have you ever heard of Pareto's cat?

It's alive 80 percent of the time.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 80 percent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 80 percent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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