7yearold Jokes

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

Did you know that a Siberian Tiger can absolutely devour a 7-year-old girl in just about 45 seconds?

Anyways, I lost my job at the petting zoo, today...

"Hey Dad! What's one snowball plus one snowball plus one snowball?"

"Snowman"
- My 7-year-old

From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

I asked my 7-year-old nephew today if they have Animal Crossing

He thought for a few seconds and responded " No, but we have deers crossing"

My daughter just cracked my new Iphone Xs screen, so I'm passing it back to a lucky commenter. Info below.

Girl, 7-year-old, can do basic math and alphabet, good at housework, overall a good child.

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