The Funniest 7yearold Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
From my 7-year-old: What room are zombies not allowed in?
The living room.
What is a Redneck virgin?
A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?
The mid-life crisis.
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you."
The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".
The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?"
"No" says the boy, "But he minded his own fckng business."
Didn't see this one coming
My 7-year-old: "Knock knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
Her: "Suspense"
Me: "Suspense who?"
Did you know that a Siberian Tiger can absolutely devour a 7-year-old girl in just about 45 seconds?
Anyways, I lost my job at the petting zoo, today...
From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use?
A hawkie talkie.
"Hey Dad! What's one snowball plus one snowball plus one snowball?"
"Snowman"
- My 7-year-old
I asked my 7-year-old nephew today if they have Animal Crossing
He thought for a few seconds and responded " No, but we have deers crossing"
My daughter just cracked my new Iphone Xs screen, so I'm passing it back to a lucky commenter. Info below.
Girl, 7-year-old, can do basic math and alphabet, good at housework, overall a good child.
