7yearold Jokes

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The Funniest 7yearold Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

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From my 7-year-old: What room are zombie not allowed in?

The living room.

What is a r**... v**...?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you."

The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".
The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?"
"No" says the boy, "But he minded his own fckng business."

Didn't see this one coming

My 7-year-old: "Knock knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
Her: "Suspense"
Me: "Suspense who?"

Did you know that a Siberian Tiger can absolutely devour a 7-year-old girl in just about 45 seconds?

Anyways, I lost my job at the petting zoo, today...

From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

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