7year Jokes

What's the difference between government and a roomful of 7-year old kids?

The kids would be better behaved.

Why did the chicken cross the world?

To get to the same side.

(As told by my 7-year old daughter)

What do you call a girl tree?

"It's a Mystery (Ms. Tree)"
-My 7-year old daughter made that one up.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion.

(7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do computer criminals like to eat?

Cheese and Hackers.

(My 7-year old son came up with that one, so go easy :)

From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

[My 7-year old made this up] What do you call a crazy donkey?


What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

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