The Best 9 7year Jokes

Following is our collection of 7year jokes which are very funny. There are some 7year string jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 7year bench puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny 7year Jokes and Puns

A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you."

The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".

The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?"

"No" says the boy, "But he minded his own fckng business."

What's the difference between government and a roomful of 7-year old kids?

The kids would be better behaved.

Why did the chicken cross the world?

To get to the same side.

(As told by my 7-year old daughter)

What do you call a girl tree?

"It's a Mystery (Ms. Tree)"
-My 7-year old daughter made that one up.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion.

(7-year old me thought he was very clever.)


What do computer criminals like to eat?

Cheese and Hackers.

(My 7-year old son came up with that one, so go easy :)

From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

[My 7-year old made this up] What do you call a crazy donkey?

Re-donkeyous

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 7year cans jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 7year make piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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