7th Grade Jokes
10 7th grade jokes and hilarious 7th grade puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 7th grade that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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7th Grade Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?
He was having a mid-life crisis.
The way I combed my hair in 7th grade
is the worst part.
Last year, 7th grade students were forced to clean the entire school.
This year, the principal said, "Last year, the 7th grade student did the cleaning. This year, let the 8th grade students do it."
The girl who sat behind me in 7th grade math class loved to pour orange soda on my head
Only looking back now, do I realize she had a Crush on me.
Why did Tupac go to the gym?
To get a sixpac!
(Thank you 7th grade me)
In 7th grade we had a quiz where we were asked "what did France set up during the French Revolution." They marked me wrong and I'm still a little upset about it.
I still maintain "tons and tons of guillotines" is a correct answer
My teacher
In 7th grade my teacher walked in , took a long pause , then looked at all of us and said, "Never get married".
A new report says that the average U.S. University Freshman reads at a 7th grade level. To any College Freshmen out there, big words say you can't read big words.
What kind of people like Scottie's hair?
Chubby 7th grade girls!
Old fighter pilot goes to his great-grandchild's 7th grade class
Old fighter pilot goes to his great-grandchild's 7th grade class to talk about his experiences. He tells the class, "I remember one time, me and my squadron was comin' back from escortin' some B-17 and we're almost over the Channel, when one a dem Fokkers come out of a cloud..." A few kids chuckle at this but the old guy keeps going. "Me and my wingman took care of him right quick, but then two more Fokkers show up..." There's more laughter and the teacher's starting to look annoyed; the pilot doesn't care: "...and it's a real dog-fight, all of us shootin' every which way and we got 'em just about handled when outa nowhere four more Fokkers..."
The class just bursts into laughter and the teacher interrupts. "Now, children. I know you're all enjoying your little jokes, but you should know that many of the German fighter planes were produced by confiscated factories belonging to the Dutch aeronautics firm Fokker."
The pilot is nodding along to all this. "That true, ma'am, but the day I'm talking about, those Fokkers were Messerschmitts."
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