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The day after Beethoven's f**...

The day after Beethoven's f**..., at midnight, a drunken man, having just left the bar, went into the graveyard, where he heard a strange sound. Looking for the source of the mysterious sound, he discovered it was coming from Beethoven's grave. Alarmed, he called his friends, and found they could hear the sound too (even the sober ones).
Soon, a crowd was forming at the graveyard. The mayor, who was very familiar with classical music, recognized the sound as Beethoven's 9th Symphony played backwards. When it ended, Beethoven's 8th Symphony started playing, also backwards, and then the 7th, and then the 6th, and so forth. At dawn, having reached a conclusion, the mayor said to the gathering crowd:
"There's nothing to fear, gentlemen. He's just decomposing."

Last year, 7th grade students were forced to clean the entire school.

This year, the principal said, "Last year, the 7th grade student did the cleaning. This year, let the 8th grade students do it."

The Priest Who Lost His Bike

A Rabbi and a Priest are very close friends. Every weekend they would go out together and ride their bikes. One Day the Rabbi was waiting for the Priest, but when the Priest showed up, he didn't have his bike! "What happened?" asked the Rabbi "Where's your bike?" "I don't know." the Priest replied, "Someone must have stolen it!" "That's unacceptable!" the Rabbi screamed, you must find out who did this!" "But how?" asked the Priest. "I have an idea! You should give all of your people a long lecture about the ten commandments and when you get to the 8th one (Thou shall not steal) scream at the people until on of them gives in to stealing your bike." "Good idea!" the Priest replied. Next week the Priest show up with his bike! "You found your bike!" the Rabbi said happily, what happened?" "Your idea worked perfectly!" the Priest said, "I was screaming at the people about the ten commandments, and right before the 8th one, was the 7th (Thou shall not commit adultery) and then I remembered where I left my bike!

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