We're the 7-ELEVEN guys not the 9/11 guys.
...and sometimes ICE goes to 7-eleven to pick you up.
I guess he really didn't wanna see that movie
They make over a billion dollars every year and yet each store only has $30 in the safe.
A big gulp.
Because 7-Eleven was only a part-time job.
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