7eleven Jokes

I'm a Sikh and tired of being called a Muslim.

We're the 7-ELEVEN guys not the 9/11 guys.

Sometimes you go to 7-eleven to pick up ice...

...and sometimes ICE goes to 7-eleven to pick you up.

I asked my dad if we could watch the new movie E.T. when he got back from 7eleven

I guess he really didn't wanna see that movie

I came to the conclusion that Jewish people control all the 7-Eleven stores around the world

They make over a billion dollars every year and yet each store only has $30 in the safe.

What did the big mouth bass buy at 7-Eleven?

A big gulp.

Do you know why I don't believe in government conspiracies?

Because 7-Eleven was only a part-time job.

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