Cheeky 7eleven Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
I'm a Sikh and tired of being called a Muslim.
We're the 7-ELEVEN guys not the 9/11 guys.
Taco Bell is like a 7-Eleven
You go there for food and get gas.
My wife said the TPMS light came on today.
Her: I just stood at the 7-Eleven because I remembered they had an air pump.
Me: Did you have enough quarters? Isn't it like a dollar or buck'fifty?
Her: It was two dollars!
Me: well, that's inflation for you!
(True Story! And a great cake day gift!)
Sometimes you go to 7-eleven to pick up ice...
...and sometimes ICE goes to 7-eleven to pick you up.
I came to the conclusion that Jewish people control all the 7-Eleven stores around the world
They make over a billion dollars every year and yet each store only has $30 in the safe.
Do you know why I don't believe in government conspiracies?
Because 7-Eleven was only a part-time job.
I asked my dad if we could watch the new movie E.T. when he got back from 7eleven
I guess he really didn't wanna see that movie
What did the big mouth bass buy at 7-Eleven?
A big gulp.
