The Best 7 7eleven Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 7eleven jokes. There are some 7eleven joke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 7eleven 911 puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 7eleven Jokes and Puns

I'm a Sikh and tired of being called a Muslim.

We're the 7-ELEVEN guys not the 9/11 guys.

My wife said the TPMS light came on today.

Her: I just stood at the 7-Eleven because I remembered they had an air pump.

Me: Did you have enough quarters? Isn't it like a dollar or buck'fifty?

Her: It was two dollars!

Me: well, that's inflation for you!


(True Story! And a great cake day gift!)

Sometimes you go to 7-eleven to pick up ice...

...and sometimes ICE goes to 7-eleven to pick you up.

I came to the conclusion that Jewish people control all the 7-Eleven stores around the world

They make over a billion dollars every year and yet each store only has $30 in the safe.

Do you know why I don't believe in government conspiracies?

Because 7-Eleven was only a part-time job.


I asked my dad if we could watch the new movie E.T. when he got back from 7eleven

I guess he really didn't wanna see that movie

What did the big mouth bass buy at 7-Eleven?

A big gulp.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 7eleven sex jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 7eleven gulp piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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