Happy 75th Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
Meat Loaf has made great music. Meat Loaf has had iconic film roles. Meat Loaf will see his 75th Birthday
Whoops. Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
I'm your Birthday Present
It was Jim's 75th Birthday, his friends decided to give him a h**... for his Birthday.
The h**... went to his house and knocks on the door. Jim answers, she says "Hi I'm your birthday present!"
A little startled, he asks "What am I supposed to do with you?"
"I'm yours for supersex" she answers.
Jim replies "Well, I'm 75 years old, so I'll just have the soup."
Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo?
Neither did anyone else...
I met a Gentleman that was married for 75 yaers, and he shared the secret to a long marriage,
"On our 25th wedding anniversory, I took my wife to China. On our 75th wedding anniversory, I went to pick her up."