The Best 4 70th Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 70th jokes. There are some 70th celebrate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 70th thirteenth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 70th Jokes and Puns

A man visits his 70th class reunion

He drinks a fair amount there and then asks for his crush from high school's hand in marriage. She accepts and then they drink some more. The next morning the man remembers that he had asked the woman to marry him but not her response, so he calls her up and asks if she said yes. She replies, "Of course I said yes. Thank goodness you called me though." The man, puzzled asks why. She replies "I had forgotten to whom I had said yes to."

For his 70th birthday, one of his students gave the zen master a big box with a ribbon around it.

When the master opened the box, he found that there was nothing inside.

"Aha," he exclaimed, "just what I wanted!"

Told my gran she needs to write an invite list for her 80th birthday party

She said that's grand I've got the one from my 70th there just cross off the ones that are dead

There has to be a line where 9/11 jokes aren't funny anymore...

For me it's somewhere around the 70th floor.

I'm sorry, I know that was terrible. I'll see myself out.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 70th tenth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 70th 2nd piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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