The Best 3 70th Birthday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 70th Birthday jokes. There are some 70th birthday jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 70th birthday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 70th Birthday Jokes and Puns

For his 70th birthday, one of his students gave the zen master a big box with a ribbon around it.

When the master opened the box, he found that there was nothing inside.

"Aha," he exclaimed, "just what I wanted!"

The year before my dad's 70th birthday he wants to visit a city in the south of France

Nice.

Told my gran she needs to write an invite list for her 80th birthday party

She said that's grand I've got the one from my 70th there just cross off the ones that are dead

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 70th birthday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 70th birthday piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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