70th Birthday Jokes

These are 3 70th birthday jokes and hilarious 70th birthday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 70th birthday that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Playful 70th Birthday Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What is a good 70th birthday joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

For his 70th birthday, one of his students gave the zen master a big box with a ribbon around it.

When the master opened the box, he found that there was nothing inside.
"Aha," he exclaimed, "just what I wanted!"

The year before my dad's 70th birthday he wants to visit a city in the south of France

Nice.

Told my gran she needs to write an invite list for her 80th birthday party

She said that's grand I've got the one from my 70th there just cross off the ones that are dead

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