70s Jokes
31 70s jokes and hilarious 70s puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 70s that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. We've covered all the best 70s disco jokes, 70s music jokes, 70s fashion jokes.
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Funniest 70s Short Jokes
Short 70s jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 70s humour may include short disco jokes also.
- I went to a karaoke bar yesterday that didn't play any 70s music At first i was afraid, i was petrified.
- The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives.
- Did you hear about the 70s style record company that burned down? Yeah, it was a disc co. Inferno!
- Did Queen release a Hip-Hop album in the 70s? Becauase I keep hearing of a Bohemian Rap-CD
- As a kid in the '70s, a lot of my schoolmates expressed surprise to learn I had a single mother. I didn't know it was that common to have more than one.
- Why were so many soldiers killed in the 70s? Because when their Sergeants said to "get down," they all got up and started dancing.
- Did you know trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mum got on one back in the 70s
- I searched Google for "popular singer, last name Crosby, active from the 20s-70s." I got plenty of results but they were not as helpful as I would have liked. Guess I should have used Bing.
- The Scranton, Pennsylvania auto show is this week They have some good deals on 70s and 80s cars if you are able to pull them out of the front lawns of the sellers.
- I went to a 70s disco last night. The place was freezing. Must have been Three Degrees... Four Tops.
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70s One Liners
Which 70s one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 70s? I can suggest the ones about hippie and peace and love.
- You know they used to be called Jumpolines Until your mother tried one out in the 70s
- What do you call a 70s cookie band? OREO Speedwagon
- I remember going to see Dr. Hook in the 70s. Worst prostate exam ever
- How many high school freshmen can you fit into a 70s camero? Moore than you think.
- What do you call 1000 gigabytes of music from the 70s? A Cher-abyte.
- When was the Stone Age? In the U.S. and Mexico, it was the 60s - 70s
- '70s kids won't get this Measles
- What's a fedora wearing neckbeard's favourite 70s hit? M'Sharona
- Hear about that 70s date r**... band? Cosby Pills Smash and Run
- What did Jewish, s**...-infested women in the 70s have? A burning bush.
70s 80s Jokes
Here is a list of funny 70s 80s jokes and even better 70s 80s puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- 10s to 20s is underage, 30s and 40s is m**..., 50s and 60s is cougars, 70s and 80s is grannies... 90s and above is necrophilia.
Charming Humor 70s Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about 70s you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bras jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 70s pranks.
As a man in his 70s I still manage to have s**... with my wife almost every day...
Almost Monday, almost Tuesday....
In the 70s...
A Russian asks for a meeting with the President
\- I would like a passport and a visa to Belgium - asks the Russian man
\- But aren't you fine in Russia? - asks the president
\- Hm, really, I can't complain
\- So, maybe you don't like your work there?
\- Hm, really, I can't complain
\- Maybe it is the life there that you don't like?
\- Hm, really, I can't complain
\- Then it is socialism that doesn't satisfy you?
\- Hm, really, I can't complain
\- But now I'm confused. Excuse me but why do you want to go to Belgium? - asks the president
\- BECAUSE THERE I CAN FINALLY COMPLAIN!!!
Old one I've never seen on here
This joke was in a book I had as a young child, probably from the 70s or 80s. It's so ridiculous, I remember it to this day.
Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you kill a white elephant?
A: Hold its nose until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Husband Wanted
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the doorbell, didn't I?'
This is the first joke i remember from the 70s
2 flies sitting on a p**..., one fly farts and the other one says "Do you mind, i'm eating".
My Dad is 69 approaching his 70s
He gets really worried because both his parents got Alzheimer's around that age.
Tells me, son, if I ever start forgetting things or show any symptoms.. I j-ju-just know I can't go through what they did.
So… please.. just … kill me.
Dad that's what you said 5 minutes ago
A teacher was going over the history syllabus.
The teacher says to the class "We will be learning about history for the next 6 months. Each month I will teach a different decade. We will cover the 1940s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s and 2000-2010".
A student puts her hand up and asks "what about the '90s?". The teacher replies saying "only 90s kids remember the 90s".
I've heard for many years that the feminists of the 60s and 70s would commonly burn their bras in protest, however, today I discovered that this actually never happened and they ended up just throwing their bras away instead.
They couldn't get a fire started.