70s 80s Jokes

These are 5 70s 80s jokes and hilarious 70s 80s puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 70s 80s that are good jokes for kids and friends.


70s 80s Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good 70s 80s joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image.

Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-70s.

The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip.

He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me; do I come here often?"

Old one I've never seen on here

This joke was in a book I had as a young child, probably from the 70s or 80s. It's so ridiculous, I remember it to this day.
Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you kill a white elephant?
A: Hold its nose until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A teacher was going over the history syllabus.

The teacher says to the class "We will be learning about history for the next 6 months. Each month I will teach a different decade. We will cover the 1940s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s and 2000-2010".
A student puts her hand up and asks "what about the '90s?". The teacher replies saying "only 90s kids remember the 90s".

10s to 20s is underage, 30s and 40s is m**..., 50s and 60s is cougars, 70s and 80s is grannies...

90s and above is necrophilia.

The Scranton, Pennsylvania auto show is this week

They have some good deals on 70s and 80s cars if you are able to pull them out of the front lawns of the sellers.

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