70mph Jokes

Following is our collection of road humor and 100mph one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 70mph puns for adults, dirty today jokes or clean cup gags for kids.

There is an abundance of australian jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on 70mph. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any wrong witze you can hear about 70mph.

The Best jokes about 70mph


An australian tourist flies to america. He is unpacking his bags in a hotel, rents a motorcycle and start driving. He goes 70MPH in a 40MPH speed limit roas, whan a cup is telling him to pull over. The police officer yells at him: "What is wrong with you, man?!?! Did you came here to die?!"
"No," the tourist said, "I came here yesterday"

My wife just opened my car door for me.

Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.


An Australian turist came to America and rented a motorcycle. He drives in the speed of 100MPH in a 70MPH speed limit road, when a police officer tells him to pull over. The cup yells at the turist: "What is wrong with you, did you came here to die?!?!"
"No," answer the turist, "I came here today"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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