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Number 7

Mark dreams number 7.
He wakes up, looks at his watch: it was 7:07.
He looked at the calendar: July 7, 2007.
Decided it was a sign he's taking the bus 77.
Arrive at the track, put $ 7777 on the horse 7 from the 7th race.
The horse comes seventh.

What is the funniest time of day?

7:07 because when you flip it upside down, it says LOL!
This joke was invented by my 8 year old daughter so be nice please :)

Aviation

"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? "
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727? "

A man wakes up the morning of his birthday on July 7th.

He looks at his watch '7:07'. Oh man, what are the odds that I wake up at 7:07 on 07/07 on the day of my birthday. Could be my lucky day!
He drives to the grocery store and starts freaking out as the total at the cash shows 77.77$. Oh my, this cannot be a coincidence .
He then drives back home and parks his car, only to realize his mileage is now at 77,777km. Ok this is it, it is my lucky day, I'm going to pick a horse and bet 7777$ on it in tonight's race. Easy money!
The horse finishes 7th.


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